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paisjpq 10-01-2007 05:22 PM

I'm going to keeneland!

Mortimer 10-01-2007 05:32 PM

GOD IS THAT STUPID!!!




PLEASE!!...NO PHOTOGRAPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!












What a sissy.

paisjpq 10-01-2007 05:35 PM

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-01-2007 05:41 PM

Golly...try and be friendly with someone.




:o

Coach Pants 10-01-2007 05:53 PM

I'm going to Louisville Wednesday evening or Thursday morning. Whoo Whooooo!!

Mortimer 10-01-2007 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I'm going to Louisville Wednesday evening or Thursday morning. Whoo Whooooo!!

Ya well tell the Riccola Brothers I said "hi."










( unbelieveable!)

Rileyoriley 10-01-2007 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister. :D

So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.

my miss storm cat 10-01-2007 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.

Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.

Rileyoriley 10-01-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.


I always say "none of the above"!:)

Cajungator26 10-01-2007 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Before I forget...hey Cajunatah.





How 'bout dem fat lizzards!!?

ror!




Oh ...after all...they did get beat by an unranked team.No shame in that.Hey...by golly....good luck next year!!



You go girl!

They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll? :)

Mortimer 10-01-2007 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll? :)




Yes..those boys are young.

Perhaps in your lifetime they may become manly men.



And Ohio State did soundly kick the behind of Washington....who just missed by the skin of their chinny-chin-chins against mighty ICU...I mean USC.




Oh you won't be happy until Ohio State defeats an SEC team.

I'm sure that's coming soon ,though.

Cajungator26 10-01-2007 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes..those boys are young.

Perhaps in your lifetime they may become manly men.



And Ohio State did soundly kick the behind of Washington....who just missed by the skin of their chinny-chin-chins against mighty ICU...I mean USC.




Oh you won't be happy until Ohio State defeats an SEC team.

I'm sure that's coming soon ,though.

LOL!



















































THUD

Mortimer 10-02-2007 07:50 AM

Great to have another funny person on the board.











Really is.













Yer mekin' me sick.

Sightseek 10-02-2007 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder;)

She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?

paisjpq 10-02-2007 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?


she died foaling in 05 or 06 I honestly can't remember....she was pretty old at the time.

Sightseek 10-02-2007 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
she died foaling in 05 or 06 I honestly can't remember....she was pretty old at the time.

Sorry :(

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
So what we have learned here is that as children we were taught to lie in the name of God. No wonder I left the Catholic church.


Drool.






Oh!....I am soooo sorry...wrong person!

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.


Drool.


Oh my gosh!

My phooey...sorry.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll? :)



Drool.



Oh I did it agian!



So sorry.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?

\


Drool.





Oh what is wrong with me!?

Excuse please.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I'm going to Louisville Wednesday evening or Thursday morning. Whoo Whooooo!!


Drool.





OH YEEEECH!!

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I'm going to keeneland!

FINALLY!!







But now I have no drool left.






Phooey.

Coach Pants 10-02-2007 10:02 AM

All of this drooling and CantCountTo2 is nowhere to be found.

paisjpq 10-02-2007 10:03 AM

I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
All of this drooling and CantCountTo2 is nowhere to be found.


!!!!




rule-eng un ze flour!!!

leff-eng may ess oaf!!!

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....


Oh like ya wear any.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I don't want your drool to spatter my nice clothes anyway....


May I say you hair is to die for today...my sweet?

Danzig 10-02-2007 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister. :D

it's funny, we used to make up stuff too. you almost felt guilty if you had nothing to say--go figure, catholics and guilt...so, in essence you were 'sinning' by making up a sin, since you felt you must have done something wrong!! how bad must i be, i've sinned and now don't even remember?!?!
ah, so glad those days are over and done with.

Danzig 10-02-2007 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yeah the few times I'm asked my religion, i always say a recovering Catholic.

ha! me too!

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:31 AM

Who does Miss GoodBar think she's kidding here?

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:36 AM

Her penance were probably censored.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 10:54 AM

I can hear Dannie now.....

~


~


~


~




...for I have sinned. My last confession was 7 boys ago.


Oh my God!!



Excuse me Father...I meant DAYS ago.I talked to someone who was a nonCatholic.



Then I had sex with him.


DOGGONE IT!




I mean then I put a hex on him ...since he wasn't Catholic.



I ate Mike....YOW!!!!....I mean MEAT on Friday!

Oh gosh Father...forgive me.


I don't know who's.........PHOOEY!...I mean what's got into me.



Oh all right....I'm a very bad girl.





But I am not falling for the Father Ryan penance deal here....so don't try that one on me.

paisjpq 10-02-2007 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
May I say you hair is to die for today...my sweet?


you may.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
you may.


Your hair is to die for today ..my sweet.

paisjpq 10-02-2007 11:47 AM

why thank you....you are too kind.

Mortimer 10-02-2007 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
why thank you....you are too kind.

Aw...least I could say.



May I also say I admire its rich,full body and beautiful luster?

Mortimer 10-02-2007 08:36 PM

Have we ever had this one?

I hate to redo.




It's a clip about the great Alan Speegish with a musical accompanyment by Wayne Newton before his allergy to Himalayan Hash developed.





http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAuZkPHQ8J4

Mortimer 10-02-2007 08:41 PM

I don't know about any of you...but I find this place much easier to take while listening to special affects.

paisjpq 10-02-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Aw...least I could say.



May I also say I admire its rich,full body and beautiful luster?


you may...

Mortimer 10-02-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
you may...


(God)


I admire your hairs rich,full body and beautiful luster.


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