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SniperSB23 08-01-2007 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
I rank morty anywhere from the 23rd to 51st most intelligent poster on here. Considering there are over 1100 active members...he is way up there. I often don't understand him, but that is my problem. Free morty.

I'm thinking the 600 or so with zero posts are probably the most intelligent.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
I rank morty anywhere from the 23rd to 51st most intelligent poster on here. Considering there are over 1100 active members...he is way up there. I often don't understand him, but that is my problem. Free morty.

How can I thank you?








23RD TO 51ST!!?







r u kidding me!!!







ror!




I am kidding you....too kind sir!

Mortimer 08-01-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
I'm thinking the 600 or so with zero posts are probably the most intelligent.


I'm thinking most entertained.







Oh...and fucl< you as well....if I may say so.

Late Fires 08-01-2007 12:57 PM

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I hereby offer my thoughts and prayers that morty will be free at last.

And Fucl< you.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I hereby offer my thoughts and prayers that morty will be free at last.

And Fucl< you.




!!!!




OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 08-01-2007 02:04 PM

STEVE!!








ror!



At least give your answer already.


I am so tired of reading the doo-dah submitted by GenuineCrazyLady I'm gonna die!

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 02:37 PM

Fucl< you, Morty. :D

Mortimer 08-01-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Fucl< you, Morty. :D


Aw..you have always been so sweet and shy.






Fucl< you so much.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:08 PM

I'm behooved, Mort. Thank you, my friend.

Now go fucl< off.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:14 PM

Your melodic fragrance permeates my screen.






To feel those words coming from a 2 bit strumpet such as you...


...I just can't tell you how much I wish you would stick it where Mr. Sun don't shine.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:23 PM

And where is that little tramp Sighty?



She was so nice to sign off in here.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:25 PM

Ah don't know if you could handle that...

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
And where is that little tramp Sighty?



She was so nice to sign off in here.

I would have signed, but my co-conspirator took care of that for me.

I will sign again as Cajunatah. ;)

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Ah don't know if you could handle that...



Well I meant an inanimate object in an orifice that wouldn't interest me if you were........oh never mind who.......but you follow...no?







Anyhooo....



..please....feel free to just go fucl< yourself and everything will be juuust fine.






Yes it will!

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I would have signed, but my co-conspirator took care of that for me.

I will sign again as Cajunatah. ;)


Good deal..too kind.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
..please....feel free to just go fucl< yourself and everything will be juuust fine.

Yes it will!

Well, but of course it will be.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Ah don't know if you could handle that...

And you know Steve pretty well....will you kindly ask him if this is going to work or is it a mass effort in futility?

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Well, but of course it will be.

Good!


Now go aks him.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
And you know Steve pretty well....will you kindly ask him if this is going to work or is it a mass effort in futility?

There is your answer, but we all know that Thebby is in charge and YOU know her very well.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
There is your answer, but we all know that Thebby is in charge and YOU know her very well.

Oh..so you know this won't work?




If it wasn't for Thebby I would have been gone my very first day...maybe someone else put in a good word,too.



But I believe on ensuing days it was Thebby who floated me....although I did feel the sting of her dart on a couple of 2 day punishments.




And I DO NOT know her well.


I have never met her...I have never Chatty Kathyed with her on the phone....and do not exchange love notes with her.




We are ,however, strong kindred spirits...kinda/sorta.




Let's not make goo-goo where there is none.




You, on the other hand, I'm quite sure have known Steve much better and closer up than I know Thebby.




So since this is futile,in fact, I think I will not allow myself to be used for copius membership sign ups as I do by entertainting those silent ones who love me to death.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:46 PM

And don't blame her because Steve still has the final say....I guess it is his baord...after all.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh..so you know this won't work?




If it wasn't for Thebby I would have been gone my very first day...maybe someone else put in a good word,too.



But I believe on ensuing days it was Thebby who floated me....although I did feel the sting of her dart on a couple of 2 day punishments.




And I DO NOT know her well.


I have never met her...I have never Chatty Kathyed with her on the phone....and do not exchange love notes with her.




We are ,however, strong kindred spirits...kinda/sorta.




Let's not make goo-goo where there is none.




You, on the other hand, I'm quite sure have known Steve much better and closer up than I know Thebby.




So since this is futile,in fact, I think I will not allow myself to be used for copius membership sign ups as I do by entertainting those silent ones who love me to death.

But you are missing the point, Morty. Thebby controls Stevie Poo, not I.

I am quite surprised by the above post. I never knew you to be the quitting type... though you are not missing much nowadays in the 'other' forums.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:47 PM

Anything else before I turn on my mute button...anyone?

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:48 PM

My days will be long and boring without you, Morty. I hope you're not being serious this time.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
But you are missing the point, Morty. Thebby controls Stevie Poo, not I.

I am quite surprised by the above post. I never knew you to be the quitting type... though you are not missing much nowadays in the 'other' forums.


ror!




But I think when it gest to be serious stuff( and that would be me ...mind you)...I don't kknow if those 7 inch eyelashes of hers work so well.





Oh I'm a big quittah all right!


Almost as much as the BIG LIAH I am.




=:>

Mortimer 08-01-2007 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
My days will be long and boring without you, Morty. I hope you're not being serious this time.

Too kind ma'am.





But for everyone of you there are Shirley...I mean surely 50 who think not.

You just be good and I am sure UnclyTrusty-Poo will help you be strong.


Try nyrol....looks like Nytol...aye?




Maybe try the truckers chat room....great material to fetch out of that place!

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 03:56 PM

No, for now I will look for the CityLights and I'm sure I'll survive.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
No, for now I will look for the CityLights and I'm sure I'll survive.



Well .......ya never know!!




Play with Hossy.......now I don't know/I really don't...but I think that guy has a sweet tooth for you.

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well .......ya never know!!




Play with Hossy.......now I don't know/I really don't...but I think that guy has a sweet tooth for you.

Why thank ya, Morty, but ah do believe you are wrong about Hossy. He's not a huge fan of the Ragin' Cajun.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Why thank ya, Morty, but ah do believe you are wrong about Hossy. He's not a huge fan of the Ragin' Cajun.


You both need to look for the catacombs.



Know what ahm sayin' ?

NoChanceToDance 08-01-2007 05:00 PM

Only just seen this........


Petition signed by Mr NoChance

Hickory Hill Hoff 08-01-2007 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
No, for now I will look for the CityLights and I'm sure I'll survive.

CityLights.....from the "darkside" :eek:

Antitrust32 08-01-2007 06:17 PM

Hi Morty, I'm back from work.


and much Behooved.

packerbacker7964 08-01-2007 06:57 PM

Just do what I do and put him on ignore. I vote to keep him off until he has something better to say instead of mindless gabber.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
In your opinion what constitutes mindless gabber?


Maybe this ...perhaps?...






.....Just do what I do and put him on ignore. I vote to keep him off until he has something better to say instead of mindless gabber.





I would say you never read my fine triple crown revues nor Thistleydown selections...you fucl<in' cumquat...you.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 07:44 PM

What really amazes my personal behind is that if you put someone on ignore...you never see anything they say...right?



So if you don't...well then you must want to see what they say...right?

I mean..this ain't exactly a hard to grasp concept.



So what's the big deal???

Antitrust32 08-01-2007 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
What really amazes my personal behind is that if you put someone on ignore...you never see anything they say...right?



So if you don't...well then you must want to see what they say...right?

I mean..this ain't exactly a hard to grasp concept.



So what's the big deal???



ummm I said Hi!

Mortimer 08-01-2007 07:49 PM

Hey PeckerBacker......take me off ignore and show some guts here.




Oh...I guess he can't see this.

Yet he has to chime in with his dim view.

That's what you call jealousy.



He couldn't win a duel with a prosthesis opponent.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
ummm I said Hi!

Oh...sorry.






Hi!


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