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Mortimer 07-17-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
MDF.....ever word I have uttered is true. I have given a 1000% effort into wooing Thebbytwotimes away from your harem and into my loving arms....but to no avail. The time of day...well...she will not give it to me.

signed....



Lost in love and rejected again....






KLo



Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.

GPK 07-17-2007 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Shame on you.






And now you must go to Idaho.


Been called alot of things in my life....but never been called a hoe. You, perhaps, may be the hoe.

signed.....









in Theb we trust....














































thud

Mortimer 07-17-2007 11:16 PM

Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)

GPK 07-17-2007 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh then go to Oregon then.









(Honest a God.)


May I take Thebby with?

paisjpq 07-17-2007 11:19 PM

no you may not

GPK 07-17-2007 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
no you may not


darted again....


such is the life of a golf pro....

Antitrust32 07-17-2007 11:29 PM

Hi Thebby! ;)

The Indomitable DrugS 07-18-2007 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
such is the life of a golf pro....

You're a golf pro?

My father won amateur tournaments and was supposedly a good college golfer.

I'm horrible at driving, chipping, and putting. Half of the time, I can't even find where my ball went after I hit it off the tee. I'm pretty good at hitting it far, it just never seems to go straight...and the people who I'm playing with never seem to give me good enough directions on how to find it.

Putting is just annoying.

I'm not even good at putt-putt. To give you an example as to how bad I am at that, when I played a round of putt-putt with BTW and his friends at Saratoga last year, Steve Crist's wife beat me by like 12 shots.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-18-2007 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
behooved....I had no idea.

While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?

Mortimer 07-18-2007 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?




Nothing kills so surely as the as the pen filled with sen sen juice.

And you only got Hossy pies so don't get too excited.

Mortimer 07-18-2007 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Hi Thebby! ;)


ror!!




Now that is A#1 doubleplusgood FINE work!!!

paisjpq 07-18-2007 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
While Morty is in China fighting off Mongolians.....

Shall we cuddle the nights away together in Saratoga?


maybe....I have to check my schedule.

Mortimer 07-23-2007 10:22 AM

I will keep Thebby ONLY if this DrugMess thing is over.









But in any case I will aways love Thebby.

GPK 07-23-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You're a golf pro?

My father won amateur tournaments and was supposedly a good college golfer.

I'm horrible at driving, chipping, and putting. Half of the time, I can't even find where my ball went after I hit it off the tee. I'm pretty good at hitting it far, it just never seems to go straight...and the people who I'm playing with never seem to give me good enough directions on how to find it.

Putting is just annoying.

I'm not even good at putt-putt. To give you an example as to how bad I am at that, when I played a round of putt-putt with BTW and his friends at Saratoga last year, Steve Crist's wife beat me by like 12 shots.


Rumor has it...

paisjpq 07-23-2007 11:04 AM

I would like to be
retired please.

Mortimer 07-23-2007 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I would like to be
retired please.


















Please let that say something other than what I thought it said.



















It does not.

























Please say it was written by a false Thebby.

















Else I am no more.

Payson Dave 07-23-2007 11:12 AM

See what happens...Thebby starts messin around with 'DrugS and she goes and loses her perspective on what is really important

Mortimer 07-23-2007 11:12 AM

Apparently it was not a false Thebby.












And now I am no more.































But I do not erase Thebby's name from my zebra for I am not a fair weather fan.


















But I am definitely no more.

Payson Dave 07-23-2007 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
And now I am no more...

hmmmmm does this mean that Deb O Deb is up for grabs then???

Payson Dave 07-23-2007 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I would like to be
retired please.

now look what you have gone an done....

Payson Dave 07-23-2007 11:26 AM

....again

Rileyoriley 07-23-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
hmmmmm does this mean that Deb O Deb is up for grabs then???



I'd like to be retired too please. With a pension plan.

Mortimer 07-26-2007 03:54 PM

It is time for me to leave NerdyTrail.















So I do!

Rileyoriley 07-26-2007 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
It is time for me to leave NerdyTrail.















So I do!


Say you don't!:eek:

paisjpq 07-26-2007 10:24 PM

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I love Morty as much as he loves Thebby....







HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.....









thud.

my miss storm cat 07-27-2007 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
It is time for me to leave NerdyTrail.















So I do!

Are you quitting the forum again Morty???

Okay... see you tomorrow.


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