Oh for goodness sakes.




What kind of two timing smut pm'er are you??

Shirely, you and Bababoyee could have been a little more discreet... now his wife is all upset ...and to top it all off Thebby has given birth to 22 of Morty's attack raccoons...and her dreamy lover Antilust is now quite upset...

Morty,

Don't make me pull out the wire hangers on your azz. Don't you ever state that I would EVER cheat on my hubby.

You guys all can only wish I would. Sorry, but it ain't happening.

Are you sure some of those 22 raccoons aren't yours dave?

OOOOOOOOO


Gee...I was just kidding.








Send some smut to LateFires and see what happens...why don't you?

I don't send smut pm's. sorry. Who were you sending smut pm's too and why were you sending smut pm's?

Well I started with LateFires...but he got mad.


I thought he was a girlie.

My phooey.





Then I made sure I knew who all the girls were and sent them all test smut.




Here are the results:





6....the number who repleid with "LMAO!!"

5....the number who replied with "I am NOT a girlie!" ( and I KNOW they lied)

1....Thebby said one more like this one I will report you to the police.







I called the police and they said she sent them the same thing the first time....but to keep trying.

So who have you sent smut to?

And do not lie because I already know the answer.

You talking to me?

I did send a video to Cajun.... But she swore she wouldn't show anyone. :D

but surely if they pm'd me, i could answer them much more easily, as i have met me recently.

Well I don't see no one else around.



And shame on you.

That's a swell idea!!



I did not know you really were a girlie.

May I send you some smut?

Morty,

Didn't Danzig say she was married?

Do you mind??

Well I just sent some quality test smut off to her.





Let's see what happens.

Should be fun.

i hope you're joking.
but then, i should know better as you are never serious. at least, i hope you're never serious.

Ya mean ya didn't get it yet!?





Oh no....I have to double check that.


















Oh my God!!!






























I sent it to MommyDearest!!!

Oh well..just an error there Mommy.



But can you give me your opinion.......anyway?

ummmm. No!

She forwarded it to Sightie-Poo!!!!



Uh-oh.

This is not good news.





Fortunately I now am old news!

Oh I know you have to put up the good GirlScout front.


I got your pm...but I'm sorry I already deleted my test smut

Maybe Sightie-Poo will share with you.






I must go.

Oh I'm kidding...she didn't send a pm.














But MommyDearest did.



=:>

You wish Morty. You wish I would.

"This is Mortimer's finest hour.."

Baba's wife got on here? Hahahaha!!!

Of all the nights to miss!

Its sad. Hopefully Bababooey's wife and him have worked things out.

I knew I missed something! :mad:

Seriously though, I hope they work out whatever happened.

Fine work.


Did you recieve smut from MommyDearest as well?







I got mine just now....








Crinkle.

Trash can.

As with the 'community standards' of decency, everyone's view of smut is different... And no, I haven't received mine yet.....









Dammit..

ror!!








Boy are you in for a surprise!!

Since Steve is nice, I may just send him my video. But never never you Morty!

Oh MommyDearest....how can I thank you?













Don't tell me.

Buffy,

I wouldn't send Steve the video with Morty in it... Morty is too hot to handle. :rolleyes:

EWWWW.... I just ate Cajun.

in the video?

And yet mortikins, you keep saying you don't want smut from me, but yet you keep complaining that I am not sending it?

I think someone protests too much...

:eek:

HA HA! That was good Antitrust. I just realized how that looked.

OK, "EWWWW! Cajun, I just ate lunch. Don't make me puke" Better?

ten pies ma'am!