either one of the above works for me...newer or better

Hey I know he is a Red Soxs Fan but even still don't ya think you are giving him a little less than warm welcome to the board?? Didn't he name a few good Dead tunes??

Nix that above....It was another Dead Soxs fan that had a good "Dead" post.

Actually...I have several ImaginaryFriends.



They would be:



Andy Kaufman

Hunter S. Thompson.

Gary Oldman

Christoper Lee

Vincent van Gogh

Off Track Eddie

Mo Mozart




and when I really want a beeee-U-tee-full time!!....


ThebbyTwoTimes









I will always love you Thebby.







And now my friends call me home.

Will you be offended if i tell you who you remind me of Morty?

Have you ever seen Salad Fingers?

Hello My.




Listen....I converse with MommyDearest.It's pretty hard to offend me.

I wish I could say differently ,but I have no idea who Salad Fingers is.

Who is Salad Fingers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuGc...elated&search=

:D

Well,My ( and mighty white of you to post this link..by the way), I looked up Salad Fingers and got a cartoon involving him and his embarrassing rusty kitchen utensil fetish.



I watched this one for about 45 seconds.



How can I thank you for providing all of my True Swine haters with a mountain of new ammunition????









And to think I was going to invite you to my real birthday party next year.

But should you stay dusty...




...wel then I still might invite you.

But ya know,My........I have to tell you something.






You have always reminded me of Barbie ..............


......after being introduced to Turkish Hash.















O=;>

Morty, you should feel privileged to be compared to Salad fingers, he is truly funny, and a living legend in some parts!

:D

We Featherhands don't look well upon veggie appendages nor durable goods hands.



But I hate to appear stuck up.

I mean you could have compared me to a lawyer.






Thanks Tom. You and Miss Kitty are from England..I guess?

sorry hossy...I didn't kknow the brush off would hurt you so much.

The Miss Imaginary Friend Pageant was a good group in '06.. I went on a few dates with Miss Congeniality..

Okaaaaay! :D

I think peoples imaginaries are running away from them.






Dardens has to be Johnny Cochran.....I'll bet .

I think my imaginary friend ran away.:(















Oh no wait.........












I sold him on ebay!:D

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Oh that's really funny ma'am.



Did you know your initials are ror ?

I do.

Take it from me, just say... "I don't."

:D

Uh...great answer.





Why didn't you tell me?

I said I do once too. Now I definitely will say I don't.:D

I don't tell you everything Morty.




Unless your my imaginary therapist.:confused:

He told me you were his imaginary friend.


Oh I thought it mighty odd a therapist would have one...



...but still.

I see dead people.





























Ok, maybe not, but for some reason, this thread just reminded me of The Sixth Sense.

Elmer Scud reminds me of Stuttering Stanley.
----------------------
Fucl<age....his name's Scav...not Scud.


I don't know what to do with Scav.

Suggestions?

call him


full tilt

Scabs

scabies

...uh.....board buddies...





..those are TERRIBLE!!







ROR!



Go back and get me some GOOD ones!

what does the cipher say?

Oh the ZC's can't be used for something this simple minded.

Really....don't you know anything??




What do you think of Scavenger?

Not really doing it for me.

oh yeah,


No i dont know Anything. Maybe you can introduce us.



As far as Scav goes... Scav Hunt?
























thud

Hmmm.






(Uncly Trust must have had bad tuba lessons this evening.)

But thank you anywhere darling.

I'm sorry to Dis a point ya.


My brain is frey'd from too much booze and sun in key west this weekend


or was it too much sun and booze




i forget





anyways, I'm scheduled for a 5 furlong workout tomorrow mornin'




I should be in better form after that.

You know what guys.....

I'm starting to wonder if Morty is our imaginary friend, maybe he doesn't exist at all, maybe we think we see him on here, but in reaility he isn't real?

To Morty, our imaginary forumer

Words of wisdom,Tom.




Words



of




Wisdom.

I'm sure it will be breezing or handily.

They always are.

How did Cotton Swab AKA Scav get brought up?