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Mortimer 06-13-2007 08:28 PM
Anyone recall when TWA stewardesses would ask if you wanted..... TWA coffee,TWA soft drink or TWA tea?



The tea was always greaaaaaat.

Rileyoriley 06-13-2007 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
C U next Tuesday!


=;>

I don't do Tuesdays either. :D

GPK 06-13-2007 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't do Tuesdays either. :D

Hi, my name is Wednesday:o Do you do Wednesday's?

Rileyoriley 06-13-2007 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
Hi, my name is Wednesday:o Do you do Wednesday's?
Only on leap years, when the moon is full and it's snowing.:)

GPK 06-13-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Only on leap years, when the moon is full and it's snowing.:)

ok...lets try this again....do you do ANY days the end in the letter "y"??:D :p

Rileyoriley 06-13-2007 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
ok...lets try this again....do you do ANY days the end in the letter "y"??:D :p

Why?:D

GPK 06-13-2007 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Why?:D

Oh God...I have met my match....I have no chance.

Cajungator26 06-13-2007 09:12 PM
I never swear.




















































Ha

Downthestretch55 06-14-2007 08:38 AM
Lately, I only use Yiddish ones... though at times, a Spanish one slips in.

Mortimer 06-14-2007 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't do Tuesdays either. :D

That's not what Miss Weld says.

2 Dollar Bill 06-14-2007 09:49 AM
You know, I just waisted five ****'in minutes reading this thread. :p

Buffymommy 06-14-2007 10:05 AM
This thread? ****ing crazy ****!

2 Dollar Bill 06-14-2007 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
This thread? ****ing crazy ****!
Please tell US how you Really feel about this **** " in thread ! :D

Downthestretch55 06-14-2007 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Please tell US how you Really feel about this **** " in thread ! :D
This thread is #%*)&@#% and ****ing ****.

2 Dollar Bill 06-14-2007 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
This thread is #%*)&@#% and ****ing ****.
Dont be afraid.... Let it ALL OUT !

GenuineRisk 06-14-2007 05:17 PM
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

-Mark Twain

brianwspencer 06-14-2007 05:39 PM
mmmmmmmmmm the F word.

Has to be one of my favorite words of all time.

And being a huge 'mo, the B word is clearly a necessary part of my vocabulary though ultra rarely used as an actual derogatory term.

Danzig 06-14-2007 06:16 PM
i generally only drop the f bomb if i'm really, really pissed. usually it's g--dammit. my new fave tho for idiots is jackass.

one of the ringers on our home cell is the 'f--- you mr garrison lines from the south park movie. too funny. those little effers!

then there's suck my balls, kyle--love that line from the show too, altho it doesn't really apply coming from me...but i still like it.

byalip 06-14-2007 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I enjoy English actors saying to females..."You can't."
I had to think about that one.

byalip 06-14-2007 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by pmacdaddy
I have little doubt that the Irish (from Ireland) are the most prolific cursers on the planet. My cousins use the F Word to enhance nearly every sentance they speak.

I know it is considered less offensive over there, but still they are unreal...

A few examples;

Grandma, your strawberry shortcake is f*uckin brilliant. Best I ever had.

I have not been to F*ckin church since Uncle Mike married that c*nt from Tipperrary. Beast she is...

Etc, etc... Really quite an art form.
If you haven't read it, RUN to the bookstore NOW and get Easter Rising.

byalip 06-14-2007 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Anyone recall when TWA stewardesses would ask if you wanted..... TWA coffee,TWA soft drink or TWA tea?



The tea was always greaaaaaat.
And don't forget National Airline's "Fly Me" stewardesses.

Mortimer 06-14-2007 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by byalip
I had to think about that one.





O=;>

Mortimer 06-14-2007 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by byalip
And don't forget National Airline's "Fly Me" stewardesses.

ror!!

Rileyoriley 06-14-2007 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
That's not what Miss Weld says.
Isn't she dead?????

Mortimer 06-14-2007 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Isn't she dead?????
Boy I sure hope not.

Rileyoriley 06-14-2007 07:26 PM
I haven't heard of her in a long time. Is she the one who provides a home for unwanted big cats?

Rileyoriley 06-14-2007 07:26 PM
Never mind. That's Tippi Hendren.

Mortimer 06-14-2007 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Never mind. That's Tippi Hendren.


Oh.




Isn't her last name really Canoe?

Oh well.


I thought you had put an apostrophe in Tuesdays...thought you said Tuesday's.




My phooey.

Rileyoriley 06-14-2007 07:50 PM
Tuesdays are too close to Mondays. Kind of like a hangover.

Mortimer 06-14-2007 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Tuesdays are too close to Mondays. Kind of like a hangover.
Who is Monday?

Rileyoriley 06-14-2007 07:54 PM
Sundays tag-a-long sister.

MaTH716 06-15-2007 08:09 AM
When you guys say c-word are you talking about the Cee you next tuesday word? Or you talking about the c-sucker word? Personally that is one of my favorites. Then when I get really angry it becomes a compound word such as, You are a Motherf*cking, C*ck Sucker! Usually have to call "earmuffs" for that one. Oh yeah, not sure it is in the category, but I think D#uchebag is a very funny word!

Antitrust32 06-15-2007 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716
When you guys say c-word are you talking about the Cee you next tuesday word? Or you talking about the c-sucker word? Personally that is one of my favorites. Then when I get really angry it becomes a compound word such as, You are a Motherf*cking, C*ck Sucker! Usually have to call "earmuffs" for that one. Oh yeah, not sure it is in the category, but I think D#uchebag is a very funny word!

I think they are talking about Cee u next tuesday. I dont use that at much as the p word, but I love the f bomb the most.

Hey I'm a sailor what do you expect?

Mortimer 06-15-2007 08:30 AM
I admit I do say ph_ _ _ y more than I should.

ArlJim78 06-15-2007 08:47 AM
by "F" word are we talking about fiddlesticks?

Mortimer 06-15-2007 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
by "F" word are we talking about fiddlesticks?
Don't be a fool,Jim.





It's fu_ ge.

I dare not make it any cleaer.

Antitrust32 06-15-2007 09:00 AM
fudge face!

Mortimer 06-15-2007 09:05 AM
fiddlefeet

The Indomitable DrugS 06-15-2007 11:45 AM
I'm about to go have a bowl of cereal Mortimer.....





Which do you recommend of the following?

















OR........

Mortimer 06-15-2007 11:58 AM
[quote=The Indomitable DrugS]I'm about to go have a bowl of cereal Mortimer.....





Which do you recommend of the following?

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ror!!







gimme some dat brown sugah!!!









Highly amusing!!


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