Whooooa there pahdnah!



It ain't that good.

Well, I WAS. But then someone started in with the "were you really at Fair Grounds" nonsense, and I was like, "Damn, maybe I'm NOT Justin Dew."

I guess there is no explanation for this thread. It wil have to go down as one of life's great mysteries. Like the role of the NTRA.

I'm with Morty on this train.. "This is Me" was the "Original" stickied thread and is the longest running on the Forum. It is one of the cornerstones of DT.. On the Derby Trail 'Mt. Rushmore' as it were. A living history of the origins of the membership base...

Well put.. I Just wish the real Justin Dew had said it..

JustinDew is Kaiser Soze

LOL!

As Pope I now decree:

Justin Dew thinks he is Justin Dew.

I yam am what a yam --- Popeye

I am sorry Mr. Dew. Just had to clear things up. Had some other weird things going on with posters misidentifying themselves. You need to call your mom and dad and make sure they too know you are Dustin Jew... oops Justin Dew.

Sorry for the excitement folks. False alarm. But nonetheless amusing... and I am sure a relief that Mr. Dew knows who he is.

my bad... as they say on the blacktop.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to make matters worse, The Sopranos ending sucked.

You are right, please pardon my blasphemy. I got a little carried away. I'll put the over/under at 150 posts.

What the hell?

LOL

I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Dew on Saturday at Calder





























and he is definitely Mortimerdexterfoxworthy




!!

Wow dude... that's just weird.

But thanks for sharing, I laughed.

On that note....

...bedtime.

I was just kidding. Calder was fun, summit of speed will be soon right?

well, my monday will go much better now knowing that justin is still justin, and that socks don't just go on feet....


i'll never touch a sock not my own again!!

If you all think this thread is strange...........consider how weird it must be for me given the fact that I am the REAL Justin Dew.
Remember those Tiger Woods ads from a few years ago with all of those people saying "I am Tiger Woods."
Now I know how he felt.

I can't deal.

Nipsey Russell has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
Peggy Cass has chosen Justin Dew number 1.
Orson Bean has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
And Kitty Carlisle has chosen Justin Dew number 2.

Will the real Justin Dew please stand up.....

Am I the only one who is starting to suspect that this guy "Kasept" is not actually Steve Byk?

This is a very weird thread.
How does OUR smokin Joe Talamo fit in here?
Ok Justin I've met Joe, are you really him, if so then I am really confused. Or is Joe Justin.
Justin, you really are takin a beating here, good for you that you have a good sense of humor, now more than 15 people know who you are.

I thought our long national nightmare was over.

Here's the truth...

Joe Talamo does not exist in a physical sense. He is more of an idea. He is an abstract thought, created in my mind.

At the same time, Justin Dew does not really exist either. Yes, I am Justin Dew, but only to the extent that my mind can maintain a sense of consciousness regarding myself, even though I don't exist.

Let me put it another way. Let's say the NTRA is walking in the woods, and a tree falls on it's head, rendering it useless. Would anyone care? Would anyone notice?

Same concept.

Orson Bean....classic! :D

An Orson Bean reference brings this thread full circle... Why? His great turn in "Being John Malcovich", a film with a clear tie to the existential theme of this thread.

I am bothered by one little detail.

Justin Dew is clearly not Carol Burnett.
Yet "he" never denies this, not once.
Go back and read the entire thread.
"I am not Carol Burnett", a critical denial, is NEVER stated, not even one time.

After carefully following the logic in this thread, in it's entirety, this can only leave one possibility:


Justin Dew is Orson Bean.

I thought you had it for a minute there, pgardn. But no, that's not it. I've solved the thread.

You can rearrange the letters in "Justindew" to spell "Jest Windu". Every Star Wars fan knows that Jest Windu was Mace's younger brother, the class comic at the Jedi Academy.

So, Justindew is making a reference to Jest Windu, which proves that...um...oh hell, I thought I had it for a minute.

--Dunbar

JustinDew = Mwindu? Could it be? :p

justin dew doesnt sleep.......he waits.

My money is on PG1985. Like I've said on previous threads, if JD isn't PG1985 than he has looked for a house in the same neighborhood. He's definitely in the team photo.

OUCH. Poor Justin!

Is this almost over?

for whatever reason this is the thread that won't die...but i guess it should go to the basement.

I suppose it will die down here.

So ya, i mean honestly what do you say? So uh justin uh good luck man.

Well...huhhh huhh huh...

You still alive cajun holla at me sometime.

I'm hollerin.