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Grits 04-08-2007 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
In the past...and too many times.



I enjoyed sitting in the balcony with my 2 sisty uglies...I mean lovely sisters....in the winter and taking the fluffy things off their coats,rolling them into hard projectiles and then opening fire on the people below.

There is no beating the Catholics on Christmas Eve, though....midnight mass.


NOBODY beats them.




See for yourself....go with a slight buzz on.......see all the beautiful colors.....listen to the angelic like choir singing the finest songs of this time......smell the smell of the mesmerizing incense.







It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.
Morte, us Episcopalians can rival you Catholics every holiday, midnight on Christmas Eve, or lunchtime on Ash Wednesday......doesn't matter. We both have much in common.

Keep in mind though, our doctrine isn't as hard and fast as yours, we're more open and accepting.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 06:08 PM
I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?

Grits 04-08-2007 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?
No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Grits
No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.

Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?

Mortimer 04-08-2007 06:34 PM
This is serious now...I'm not making this up.

Grits 04-08-2007 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?
Tell me why you are asking Morte'.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 06:52 PM
Well I know someone like you who has a daughter in Tennessee.



And then I know another who has a friend named Guppy.

It's fairly innocent....just curious because it would be a major coincidence,but I'm just nosy like that.

Grits 04-08-2007 06:54 PM
Morte, honey, there's right many (like you) of us Episcopalians nationwide.

Not all of them play horses though.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 06:56 PM
You'd be surprised.

Grits 04-08-2007 06:58 PM
I probably would, given that there's a few, I'm sure, in the Northeast.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 07:28 PM
Well these are scattered in the NW and South.



I'm not doing very well here.

Nurse?

Ever been one?

Grits 04-08-2007 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Well these are scattered in the NW and South.



I'm not doing very well here.

Nurse?

Ever been one?
No Morte', though I've had a good deal of contact with them.

Mortimer 04-08-2007 08:19 PM
You're a doctor?

Grits 04-08-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
You're a doctor?
Morte' why am I finding "moi" the object of your curiosity this evening?

Do you want to play "doctor?"

Or if you're looking for someone that enjoys horseracing, I'm here.

If you're looking for someone that can pay for her own dinner, again, I'm here.

If you're married, you'd better hush.

(There may be a THUD coming back on this.)

Cajungator26 04-08-2007 09:12 PM
Once again:

www.match.com/derbytrail

;)

Mortimer 04-09-2007 06:32 AM
Morte' why am I finding "moi" the object of your curiosity this evening?

Who is moi!!?




Do you want to play "doctor?"

I already played that with Care-la.....she removed my meniscus!!



Or if you're looking for someone that enjoys horseracing, I'm here.

Now you're a horse !!?




If you're looking for someone that can pay for her own dinner, again, I'm here.

I'd be a lot more impressed if you could pay for MommyDearests.



If you're married, you'd better hush.

I am single and quite attractive.




(There may be a THUD coming back on this.)

Ah don't thank so.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 06:59 AM
RajunFakir....do you mind?

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I am single and quite attractive.
Where do I sign up? ;)

Mortimer 04-09-2007 07:19 AM
I'm afraid you'll have to pick a number.




We are on 671.

DON'T get shutout.

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'm afraid you'll have to pick a number.




We are on 671.

DON'T get shutout.
How high up do the numbers go before I get shutout? I know that you like to save the best for last.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
How high up do the numbers go before I get shutout? I know that you like to save the best for last.

Only one thousand are available...we are now on 802.


You must e-mail and attach a creative pose photo.I have the right to change numbers for any and all.Deadline is noon today,but they'll be gone before then.











YOOOOOOOOU'D better HURRY!!

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Only one thousand are available...we are now on 802.


You must e-mail and attach a creative pose photo.I have the right to change numbers for any and all.Deadline is noon today,but they'll be gone before then.











YOOOOOOOOU'D better HURRY!!
I'm waiting until the last possible second. You DESERVE to have the best for last, Morty. Don't settle for anything but!

Mortimer 04-09-2007 09:52 AM
No photo..


....no number.






( Someone get rid of her...


.....quickly.)

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 09:58 AM
No photos on the good ole work computer, Mort.

Lo siento, senor.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
No photos on the good ole work computer, Mort.

Lo siento, senor.

I'll extend the deadline until midnight tonight.

byalip 04-09-2007 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?
You need to call in Det. Callahan....I believe you are headed in the right direction.

Grits 04-09-2007 10:35 AM
Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
You need to call in Det. Callahan....I believe you are headed in the right direction.


Ah ain't never far away...ma'am.


Mighty white a ya to call for me.








Ah hate this job....makes mah lip snarl.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Grits
Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.


Mornin'.

Slept late...huh?




Ah take it RajunFakir sent ya some photos.



By the way.....my friend......maybe ah still got a question for ya...

...and maybe ah don't.




So it looks like you gotta ask yourself one.



And that is....







....Do ah feel lucky?







Well......










.....do ya?

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 11:26 AM
I think I liked Short Arm better.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think I liked Short Arm better.

Well maybe ya ain't so smart.


Ah gave ya that name after gettin' your photos.






Ah know a ranch out Nevada way might need some help.

Their motto is:








You give girl 10 dollah...



....she love you long time.

Cajungator26 04-09-2007 11:36 AM
But Morty, I didn't send you my photos yet. Drat! I guess you'll have to make do with Thebby's. I hereby give up my spot in line. The photos you sent me aren't worth squat.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
But Morty, I didn't send you my photos yet. Drat! I guess you'll have to make do with Thebby's. I hereby give up my spot in line. The photos you sent me aren't worth squat.

Nice try.




But it ain't gonna work.







MommyDearest............. maybe that's an option for ya.


Ah don't rightly know.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grits
Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

Well..

...do ya..



...or don't ya?

Grits 04-09-2007 11:45 AM
Morte' I have no idea who Rajin Fakir is, nor do I know anything about photos.

And as far as questions, what have you given up?


Zip.


Grits is kinda the same that way.


I have a friend that would like to know more about many people, but she has the grace not to ask, plus nosey is something she loathes and goes out of her way to stonewall. And she does it well.

Grits 04-09-2007 11:47 AM
Oh, and yes. I always feel LUCKY.

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grits
Morte' I have no idea who Rajin Fakir is, nor do I know anything about photos.

And as far as questions, what have you given up?


Zip.


Grits is kinda the same that way.


I have a friend that would like to know more about many people, but she has the grace not to ask, plus nosey is something she loathes and goes out of her way to stonewall. And she does it well.

And just who might this "friend' be....friend?



Does she like Louisiana Bull Frog?




Ya sure she ain't imaginary?




How many a these kinda friends do ya have...

...exactly?

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grits
Oh, and yes. I always feel LUCKY.

Well ya beter hope yer right....'cause ah do have a question.



And that is......








....do ya know Charley?

Grits 04-09-2007 11:51 AM
Morte' you have friends all over "tha South" and the Northwest.

We all have friends in many places. Maybe even like Garth Brooks, some "low".

Mortimer 04-09-2007 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grits
Morte' you have friends all over "tha South" and the Northwest.

We all have friends in many places. Maybe even like Garth Brooks, some "low".


Do ya know Charley or don't ya?


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