Originally Posted by randallscott35

Wait a second this scum calls me a weasel and I'm mean. Are you freaking serious?

Originally Posted by Scav

Whoa Randall, blood boiling? You better not be this mean at Saratoga :)

Originally Posted by jman5581

Don't mean to offend, as others obviously have, but unfortunately I didn't get the benefit of a babysitter when I joined this forum. Nor do I need one. I suspect had I acted as Morty has managed to do over the course of a week, I would have been dismissed. It's plainly apparent what Morty's objective is in almost every, if not every, thread he has posted. And that is to provoke others and cause consternation in a play to get attention. Little am I to speak, as I've only been around here for a couple months but my only request is for him to show common decency to others and quit making it his objective to simply ANNOY everyone he encounters. If he continues to post in the manner he has, he deserves to be banned. Just as I would if I carried on the way he does.

And before everyone says just ignore him, I do; now. But, this is a FORUM in which members rely on others to partcipate in a manner which is conducive to the overall objectives of both promoting the sport of horse racing and becoming more informed fans. I don't mean that these are the only objectives, but probably the main objectives, and Morty has, so far, done little to further either of them. Instead, this has been his playground to frustrate, or "vaporize", as many members as he can.

Please, I don't want a reaction, I am more than capable of forgiving another and moving on. But, one has to prove themself worthy of being taken seriously when they have promoted themself as Morty has. And, in my opinion, in order to be taken seriously, a degree of transparency is required. The detective act and his "finest work" is probably more suited for another setting, such as the role-playing community... just my opinion. This seemed to be the appropriate place to say such a thing.

As we were...

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thank you Mr . WindBag.




Give me a stinking break already.

I can't believe I missed this thing!







What great fun!

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

A windbag?

yeah right.

no one has spewed more useless hot air in such a short period of time than yourself.

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Can't argue with that paragraph at all.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

You are very kind....but do I know you??

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't think so. unless you posted at espn or tbred times. which i don't think you did.

just a fan. keep up the good work.

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

thinking the green monkey will run (much less win) a grade 1 is delusional but doesn't come close in comedy to spending hours posting how you know some guys who will track down another poster to break his legs.

you used to be a lot more fun at espn jim. i give you credit for sticking around there a while after everyone else left. i won't give up on you yet but you need to stop worrying about what people will think if you just admit mort's funny.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Well i'm not one to worry about what others think.

Maybe you should.



100 percent serious here, when I say that I do not find mort funny.

I recommend a 70% saline solution drip.



verrrry boring if you ask me.

May I suggest the electric chair would not do much for you either?




for as many posts and thoughts he has thrown up, all of them with the intent of being funny or clever?

Or you'll get there.

Stop watching so much Hannerty and what'shisname.


No I find many others on here much more funny and concise.

Link please.


the espn thing was funny, many people were funny at that time, not only oracle. he was funny in the way you mentioned, not intentionally funny. But, for me it was offset by other stuff that made me cringe. not a pleasant person and don't miss him. when you're on the receiving end of some of his unintentional humor its not as funny.

I didn't like BrainDispencer either.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

see what i mean hi_im_god?

this stuff is pathetic. i'm guessing he's a scream on the nursing home circuit.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

see what i mean hi_im_god?

this stuff is pathetic. i'm guessing he's a scream on the nursing home circuit.

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

I don't get it.

Because I do not chew my prey?

That is my choice.




Ignored the fool awhile back.

When did you start seeing fools?

Was SnarlJim the first?

Describe what some may say of you....do you have a sense of humor?




Guess some may say I'm a lame-o person who hates humor,




but I am pretty sure I know what anything close to funny is

You have not offered one shred of evidence Fred.




-- and there is very little of it coming from this one.

Originally Posted by Kasept

I can't explain the Mort phenomenon other than to say his personna reminds me a lot of Gilbert Gottfried... Glbert is of course an acquired taste, and his act can wear thin. Despite the majority of his and Mort's stylings hitting the ear like nails on a chalkboard, a certain percentage is highly amusing.

And like Gilbert on Howard's Show, he will eventually get the hook, only to return at a later date when you are hungry for him again.. like Chinese food. There it is exactly... Mu Shu Mort.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

see what i mean hi_im_god?

this stuff is pathetic. i'm guessing he's a scream on the nursing home circuit.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Steve....you are most kind and very well schooled,but I really hate GG.

I felt this a very poor analogy.

I feel I am more the great artist only the deepst thinkers can appreciate.

A Rockwell reference would have been so much better.

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

For the love of mike already.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Someone has to love him.

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

(clear throat uncomfortably) umm...

i do think that was funny. "maybe you should". i don't want to be wiping mort's spunk from my chin but i admit that makes me laugh.

can you hand me a hanky?

you're in the front row now. someone else will be there later. nothing personal. i don't think it is from mort either. it's okay if you disagree with me.

i'd just suggest a seat in the shadow's.

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

(clear throat uncomfortably) umm...

i do think that was funny. "maybe you should". i don't want to be wiping mort's spunk from my chin but i admit that makes me laugh.

can you hand me a hanky?

you're in the front row now. someone else will be there later. nothing personal. i don't think it is from mort either. it's okay if you disagree with me.

i'd just suggest a seat in the shadow's.