lolol

One of the greatest lines I ever heard in film came from Willie Nelson . . .

"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

It may have been he and Redford in a bar scene in Electric Horeseman with Jane Fonda.

Seems appropriate here.

Something tells me we're going to have a great time next weekend. LOL

It's ironic that you just said that... I heard that line last night and laughed my ass off.

As I said, we'll have to leave numerous obnoxious phone messages for Kev. :)

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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Oh no problem... but it wasn't an invite.

I just specialize in word play.




By the way( and it's great timing here)...I doubt you could handle the Sweet 16 anyhow.

All the best.

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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pfft

another man who can't operate a tape measure. you don't count every little line as an inch there mort!!!;)

what's that joke again about why a dog licks his balls?? because he CAN!

Yes..there's more for you all where that came from:




The S-16 military assault weapon is disguised in a forest....a forest covered by a man made levi canopy ......and one night the assault weapon detected the fragrance of ...


...Thebby.






And it was good.






The foilage russled violently as the weapon disguised as a GIANT SEQUOIA tree grew...very fast.........and pierced its way through the levi canopy...


...popopopopopop......



BOOM







BOOOOOOOIIIIIING!!!!!!!!







And Thebby broke out into joyous song:





Ah! sweet mys - te - ry of life, at last I've found thee;


Ah! At last I know the se - cret of it all;


All the long - ing, seek - ing, stri - ving, wait - ing, yearn - ing,


The i - dle hopes, the joys and burn - ing tears that fall!








And in the backdrop..as we fade from this scene.....


....a stifled horn plays out the last notes....





...and we are left to wonder why....

all that for a quarter...wow

young frankenstein...madeline kahn...she was an absolute treasure!! altho i liked her song from blazing saddles much more.

;)

if this post isnt worthy of 5 rattles, then i dont know what is. Classic!

I had to get rid of my monkey...I was jealous

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hmmm was this your pic in that "This is Me" Thread...:p

Oh you most certainly do, any stubble is gross.

An now I MUST leave.


For Thebby is near.







And I do not possess the courage to face her wrath.













Oh boy.












Never mind.














All the best,
MORTE'

Don't leave, Morty!

You were well behaved on this thread. I'm certain that Thebby will forgive you.

I shave my toe hair

Hell yeah... makes you want to go and wax that ass, doesn't it? LMFAO

im sick of shaving too, i shave 1-2 times a week if that

George Clooney shaves more than that.

I only shave when I wear a suit to work, or if I have a date with a chic worth shaving for

I would have to assume that any chick would be worth shaving for in your case, Jerry.

Damn... wish they didn't have youtube blocked. UGH.

I know a guy that rides road bicycles professionally, and he used to wax his legs all of the time... he finally got that laser hair removal. It's kind of pathetic that his legs are prettier than mine. :o

Thanks for sharing, Frodo. ;)

Hey, trimming is fine. I don't think a woman cares if you're using a weed whacker instead of yanking it out by the roots. Whatever keeps the yard looking neat.

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OMG... holy shiat. LOL LOL

Too funny!


And good one Payson Dave!

how about suck a golfball through a garden hose. :o

Yeah it's like 4 times longer. :(

well yeah thats true in any case, it amazing how ive been painted as this loser..lol

i shave my head once a week. shave my face once a week (usually). keep my beard through the winter since i work outside, so i only have my neck to shave. through the summer i have mustache and goatee. i will say, my Norelco razor has made me less lazy about shaving and the fusion razor is really good too.
i hated shaving because i was a butcher! i was always cut up.

You did it yourself. Remember, I've been around for over 3 years now... I remember the old ESPN days. LMAO