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paisjpq 03-20-2007 01:06 PM

OK Detective...I have to go do some work now. I can't wait all day.
But the sun will shine on another day for us to find a good luck horse.

blackthroatedwind 03-20-2007 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
How fast can his little fingers take him to dictionary.com to look up erudite?


You misjudge the great Morte.

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
You misjudge the great Morte.


Is he kin to Mostacolli Mort?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:08 PM

please don't go away detective...at least...

not until you have told which horsie to play

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I'm getting lost in all these stinking replies!

Everybody shut up!






All right sir....I hope I remember this ca-ca.




At Sunland......the 6th I think It's Mummer....something like that...the 4 horse. Bonus....box him with the ...3 ? Or the 2.

Name is like 3 friends or or all my 3 friends .


I think the very next there provides the rare double cipher.......that would be the 8.....Strategist.







Check all that and make sure you're not confused.





Can'tdall has already overdosed on sen-sen.

randallscott35 03-20-2007 01:09 PM

LOL, can't get enough of this guy and I don't know why.

paisjpq 03-20-2007 01:11 PM

time has run too short for me to check your data...but we'll play again soon.


oh, I'm not a sir I am a madame:D

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:11 PM

Mr. BLT....I mean BTW;





Too kind as per usual.

I appreciate it as True Swine always exposes itself in large numbers....but I'm holding up well.



All the best,

Morte'

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
LOL, can't get enough of this guy and I don't know why.

It's the illusion that there's a lot there even though there's not. Probably has to do with all the space between the sentences.

blackthroatedwind 03-20-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
LOL, can't get enough of this guy and I don't know why.


Because he is the defender of all things true and good in life.



And if he really misbehaves with you I will give you his home number.

randallscott35 03-20-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Is he kin to Mostacolli Mort?

No, Mort Kondracke actually.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:13 PM

time has run too short to check your data...but we'll play again soon.


oh, I'm not a sir I am a madame

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Well ya coulda fooled me.

I think Can'tdall is a frog myself.







And now you're not going to bet it!!!?

All that I went through and you're skipping on me!!?







I give up with you people already.

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
No, Mort Kondracke actually.

Perhaps Morten Anderson even??

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:15 PM

Because he is the defender of all things true and good in life.



And if he really misbehaves with you I will give you his home number.
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ror!!




Get outa heah !

And take that filthy drug abuser with you.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:19 PM

It's the illusion that there's a lot there even though there's not. Probably has to do with all the space between the sentences.
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Is the space bewtween your ears illusary as well?

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Because he is the defender of all things true and good in life.



And if he really misbehaves with you I will give you his home number.
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ror!!




Get outa heah !

And take that filthy drug abuser with you.


I think these two know one another.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:20 PM

Oh great sage of Thistledown, don't tell Teddy I called you that, please impart some great wisdom upon us.
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SWINE!!









=:>

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
It's the illusion that there's a lot there even though there's not. Probably has to do with all the space between the sentences.
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Is the space bewtween your ears illusary as well?

If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:21 PM

I think these two know one another.
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Prime DENSA material if I ever saw one.

blackthroatedwind 03-20-2007 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
I think these two know one another.


It is the greatest of honors to have befriended Morte' during my cyberspace history.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:22 PM

you gonna tell us which horse will win today or what? that's all we want to know. please give a "best bet" with well-developed rationale.
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Yer mekin' me sick already.

randallscott35 03-20-2007 01:24 PM

Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:29 PM

If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?

Randall, the paddock is much too couth for Snortin' Morte.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:31 PM

It is the greatest of honors to have befriended Morte' during my cyberspace history.
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OOOOOOOOOO



I always thought that was Belky's honor.







I am completely behooved and speechless.

Some day(and that day may never come)when you need....









...well no.

It wasn't that good.

jman5581 03-20-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.

horseofcourse 03-20-2007 01:34 PM

mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:35 PM

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 01:37 PM

And his tending to things that matter are his rearranging his alternative lifestyle bracket busters.

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
LOL, can't get enough of this guy and I don't know why.

I'm dying of laughter. LMAO

I went to lunch and missed out on a great topic! :D

Mortimer 03-20-2007 02:06 PM

mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.
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Mr. Horsey;







I abuse those who don't like scrolling.













Wouldn't you like to know how?












Well let me tell you.























I become a fader.















That's right..... a fader.















































Because I know scrolling haters REALLY hate faders.











HA-HA





HA






HA-HA

blackthroatedwind 03-20-2007 02:11 PM

What's next....finger painting?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
What's next....finger painting?





!!







I was planning straw jokes...

...but now you have spoiled it.

jman5581 03-20-2007 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 02:25 PM

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?
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Wel did you ever hear the racing term...



....winner winner chicken dinner?







Do you have any other questions?

jman5581 03-20-2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Do you have any other questions?


YES, will you shut up if I eat chicken for dinner?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 02:30 PM

No winner..



...no chicken dinner.

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
No winner..



...no chicken dinner.

That's it. No chicken for you. You're stuck with rotting fish. :D

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:06 PM

I thought she left for work?

jman5581 03-20-2007 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I thought she left for work?

whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:30 PM

whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?
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Alll I can tell you is I hope you are the dartsman for this room.


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