Those are some classy choices, Im always up for a chicken finger BLT from Fridays so that works ;)

I do go to Kentucky a few times a year, most recently on Derby weekend.

Dude, I just had , like, an epiphany. About your name, actually.

I get it now. At first, I thought you were one of those pretty horsie fruitcakes, but now I totally understand.

Flowing Tail? Girls? College? Your dorm room? Ha. That's brilliant !

When you were in college, you had tail flowing in and out of your dorm room the whole time. Hence, the user ID. Genius, just genius. Now, you're clinging to the good ole days(doing a fine job, BTW) and you still get the babes.

You da man, Flow Jo ! :)

my favorite name is spongebobhorsepants because sponge bob is my favotire kartoon.

someone should name another horse patrickstarfish and mrcrabs that would be awesome if they all raced in the same race!

maybe then becuase people like spongebob they can rename the raced called secretariat to the spongbob handicap. people say there are not enough racing fans so we should change the name to SPONGBOB HANDICAP because little kids would get attracted to racing and i don't really think anyone knows who secretariat is anymore.

then we can rename the whiteney or the ogedn phipps to my little pony handicap or the barbie handcap. who is ogden phips or whiteney? i don't remember race horses with that name.

Well hello there mister or miss perfecponyt!!! Please anything but a barbie handicap because she is no role model but a scary doll who prolly comes to life when it's dark and does evil things like steal peoples meds and gets inside their minds and whispers horrible songs and bad thoughts and did you ever think Ken was cute anyway cause i didn't but you know he might look okay in drag so what do you say to the Miss Ken Stakes or something along those lines????? It could be some seriously good pr and it could take place on gay pride day if you think that would work. As far as the names they're prolly dead guys who maybe weren't even around when skittles were invented and since you're new I will warn you that skittles are a hot topic in these parts so be prepared to answer which you like the best even if you don't really like them ok? What were we talking about again?????

Dude i love that spongbob the horse and SpongeBob the cartoon.

How old are you b/c i think little kids are too young to be reading some of this.

But rock on Gary is my favorite character, i have an airfreshener that hangs in my car which is shaped like Gary LOL.

Hi Flowing T and well i know you can't see me but i am doing goo goo eyes at you you sexy man. How's your train doing? have you had any passangers lately?????

i'm not little, i'm just not very good with writting. i'm trying really hard to get bettar.

Howdy there my beautiful conductress.

would you like to drive my train? it has been empty too long and yearns to carry passengers to the destination of their choice. Currently we have a special going to dark and mysterious caves that i know you will enjoy to explore.

How old are you (just legal/not will suffice)? are you a dude or a hot chick?

i am seventeen.

i am a girl!! boys don't talk about pretty ponies do they?

Well that sounds too young to be in esoteric hearing about my exploits getting all these chicks to ride my train but you don't even know anything about what that means, so maybe we disguised it enough so nobody gets arrested here lol.

PS my name sounds like a girl but obviously i am not

what do you mean arrasted?

i have a boyfriend!

i mean you can't go out with a guy my age and do certain night time entertainment recreations.

How old is your boyfriend? does he treat you good

how old are you?

hes 17 also.

23, finishing college

Guess i need to move on here :(

prolly!

not only is he my boyfriend, hes my bffae!

Tell us about this great guy. How long have you been together

only like two months. but its so perfect!

hes kinda like my rockhardten! (teehee!)

:D


Let me guess, you want to be a lawyer when you grow up? that would be cool. Stay with this guy, he will put you thru school if he is so perfect

no!

most lawyars i know are ugly except the ones that do i think medicel malpractice. i think im realy realy pritty. i'm going to be a movie star.

what are you going to be when you grow up?

Do you have big boobs? i betcha they are spectacular.


I am going to be a professional tail chaser. I mean nightclub owner. I will make tons of cash and all the skanky chicks will throw themselves on me for a couple of free drinks. it is going to be sweet. I will do this in LA of course. You can come when you turn 21 and start your acting career

y do i have to be 21? girls like lindasy lohan and mary kate and ashle get to drink in bars and they aren't 21!

what is a tail chaser? is that someone who grooms the tails on the horses at the barn? and sprays them with show sheen

Yes. U got a problem with that?

no im sorry pleaz don't yell at me.

I'm sorry but I got alot of sheet over my real men thread. I didn't mean to jump down your throat.

Yes but i can't promote illegal activity or they could trace my IP and put me into jail.


Hey do you have myspace?

Well i do love taking pics of beautiful horses. But the secret double meaning that you have to be cool to understand is "tail" means "sex with women," so if you think about it it's pretty funny that tail flows for me do you know what i mean?

I know this person.....she is a girl; but 17 ??....no , more like 13,
Jail Bait.

Independent George
 

I've been meaning to ask you a question. Is it true that a George divided against itself cannot stand?

Just noticed the thread.. Always a great topic. I have a bunch of horse names written down somewhere, but a few I remeber that I'd like to use and their meaning:

ALACRITY: Timely, regularly

CORYBANTIC: Wild

SPONDULUX: Money

RAMPALLION: A scoundrel

DUENDAY: A demon or gomblin

KIAMYONKEL: Yiddish for a little pest

COLPORTEUR: French for a door to door salesman

and one Lansdon used on a 2 year old!! From "Shawshank"... ZAWATINAYO.. He told me about it last week and I couldn't believe it. I tried to get my pal Bill to use it two or three years ago...

since steve brought this thread back around I have to say I have always wanted to own a grey horse so I could name it Frostheave.

I'm naming my horse Living Gator. He'll be "Gator" for short. LOL

I want a foal by Mr. Livingston (by El Prado.)

I've always liked Arazi. The name just rolls off your tounge nicely. Alydar was a good name too.


Who is the sicko that named a gelding Procreate though??? :eek:

my current favorite name though (and I am not impartial since I thought of it) is 'Insanity Defense' which is the name of my somewhat unpredictable (ie Crazy) Thouroughbred.

Or how about Mr. Litigator? :confused:

I like that one.

Well, I'm obviously not thinking today because it should be Mr. Litigator with a t and not a d. Good lord, am I tired or what?

yeah I caught that but didn't want to sound like a biatch. LOL

It's ironic, because I minored in English. You would think I would have caught that... :o

happens to me all the time...the eye sees what it wants rather than what is there.

There was a horse at Belmont today named "shoot the wad". How the heck did that name pass?