LOTS of work to do here....

Start from the beginning. Think of me as Ralph Macchio. In fact, call me Daniel Son.

2 things first and foremost....

1. Get rid of that sh*t eating grin on your face...
2. Get rid of that hard on you have been sporting all night:eek:

Done and done....Next

ok....that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quick on #2.

The remaining lessons will be taught over the phone. Just too valuable to give away here on the board for free.:cool:

Ok boss. We will confer sometime this week. Looking forward to learning from a true jedi. Although if you have seen some of the girls I've been with including one I brought to the Spa, you might be taking the lessons.

surely you jest???:rolleyes:

Nope, you would be proud.

relatives don't count Rand:p

Ask Steve the first year I met him. Brought the girl I went out with for 7 years with me. He'll tell you. She was not a relative. At least I think.

Im in very little danger of finding anything decent looking in Roanoke....slim pickings around here....

Bottom feeders. Sorry about that. Its called travel.

OK...well ancient history don't count for much either...we'll see next summer

If my ship comes in on this one, I will be a hero to Kev.

I am a much more critical audience;)

Beth, you will say the same. I know it for a fact.

Hero???? yeeesh....that will take ALOT for me to be that impressed, but we shall see.

Let me get to that point(please God) and I will buy you dinner if you think I'm wrong. No joke. Porterhouse and fine liquors included.

It's on...I hope to be able to judge at Toga or BC next year.

Its worth dinner just to get you to judge, it would mean I'd be a very happy man.