Goosen is LOCK CITY...not sure what his odds were but he is my tout

He is proven, thats for sure. He has won 2 Opens already, but I just don't think that he drives it straight enough for this course.

I made the phone call and got him what he needed, ta-ta's in his mouth, he is good to go for this week

Son...we gotta get you laid...QUICKLY

No need.....I was making the reference that he needs to get laid....Just becase someone talks about ta-ta's doesn't mean he isn't getting laid

Yeah...tell that to someone that don't know you...

There will be plenty of Ta-ta's in Scav's mouth in 21 days. CHEETAH'S WHAT....Just need to be positive $500 going into Saturday so when I get home Saturday night, bring back two fine ladies that are friends, if you know what I am saying.....

Last woman that tried to pick me up in Vegas whispered in my ear that I could have her for $500. SHe didnt take too kindly to me telling her that I should be the one charging her $500.....LOL

Only time I will ever pay for it is when I am married....and boy did I ever pay for it then..:eek:

$500 for one, that is bootleg...the going rate out there is $300 for 1, $500 for 2, they are salesladies.....I am not 'old' enough for them to approach me yet, I think I might parade around the casino with like 2k stuck to my head and see how long the train can go....

LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

This chick was sly about it. She sat beside me at the blackjack table and start playing...didnt looking anything like a hooker. 15 minutes later I feel her hand on my leg.
Get this...I told her she was out of luck, I had just checked out of my room. She says thats ok, we can go my car in the parking garage.....I looked at her like and told her she was nuts...$500 to get a piece of ass in a car?? She says "I got tinted windows"...GFY

Goosen +4 after 10 holes....

Too early for any score to matter Kev. You know the Goose will be there when it matters. I like him to win this but I hope Tiger does.

Yeah, $500 is at least worth spreading out over the bed action

I ain't paying $5 for it. Too much out there is free

I'm too lazy....if the opportunity is there, i will waste time with it but if not, just easier that way, get it done and get back to the tables

Tom....there are TONS.....TONS of single horny girls out there on vacation. If you have ANY kind of game whatsoever, you can get laid in Vegas and use that money towards more important things....HORSES...CRAPS...BLACKJACK.

You know though, if I go to a club and go through all of that, I will drop $300 just in drinks and tips.....I am not a stand there and do nothing guy, I like having a table and planning my pursuit, just to sit at a table at a Vegas club is like a c-note,and drinks at $10-$15 now

You need to go with me to Vegas....I will have you laid and the only thing it will cost you is what you spend at the tables...

They need to ban CHRIS BERMAN from doing golf tournaments FOREVER....

Easy, you probably ooze that old man smell which is why all the hoes come your way...I don't have that smell yet