Shall I send you a few pictures of me with a lampshade on?

They make lampshades that big ?

All of the things that make Gulfstream the biggest scumbag track around just happened in the 7th. The winner herds the runner up 6-7 paths AND bumps him, while his scumbag jock continues to flail away left handed. Jock on the runner up stops riding the last 100 yards because he’s a scumbag and the runner up loses by a head and stewards leave the horse up.

They don’t care. TSG is the enemy of horseplayers. Just remember that when everyone is excited about the shi.tshow they give you this weekend.

Meanwhile, Jerry Hollendorfer isn’t allowed to run at TSG tracks, but Frank Stronach gave him horses at Oaklawn.

You can’t make this s.hit up. You really can’t

Rarely agree
 

He was going by him twice, and twice he got bumped and stopped passing. I got taken down for less when they put Luzzi up the other day

To be fair Frank probably gave Dorf horses to piss his bitch daughter off

Sure but it’s pretty amusing and sad at the same time

Joe Bravo has ridden over 30,000 races in his career and still thinks moves at the 3/8’s pole work.

MORON

He has patented that move. He actually somehow won doing it yesterday....but it's a terrible strategy.

That was some final two furlongs from Bee Catcher in the last. If I didn’t know better I’d think former Jason Servis assistant Carlos David was using something similar to what Servis was because that horse exploded after looking done around the turn.

Such a clean, fun experience at Gulfstream

Noticed this in the summer. Some of his claimers have their chest puffed out like Justify. Hes a magician at keeping weight on them for sure.

Nice ML in the 8th today. Stevie Wonder saw the trouble Song River had last time. 12-1?

Based on all the pictures I’m seeing from the event and after it would appear that the Pegasus has a real chance to be a super spreader event. Way to go Gulfstream!