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dellinger63

11-15-2013 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jms62 (Post 954098)

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru. :p

And there's a picture somewhere. :eek:

jms62

11-15-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 954116)

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru. :p

And there's a picture somewhere. :eek:

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

dellinger63

11-15-2013 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jms62 (Post 954119)

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

We had a guy like that, only he was using the champagne bucket. Don't think he had to go when we piled out.

dellinger63

11-15-2013 08:32 AM

Don't think he ever pitched in for the limo either

bigrun

11-15-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 954087)

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

:D He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley:)
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

Danzig

11-15-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 954148)

:D He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley:)
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

i nodded off, damn you nyquil!, while watching jon stewart. i caught the beginning of the show last night. good god, where's chris farley when you need him. he'd be a great mayor ford.

'the crack smoking mayor of toronto'. oh boy. he needs to stay in office, dude's hilarious.
but he does make me glad i don't live in toronto. oh, the shame.

Danzig

11-15-2013 11:30 AM

poor mayor...he'll get excited when he hears 'strip', and then will be sad when he finds out it's not that kind of stripping.

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-co...ayor-of-powers

oh...and poor argonauts.

bigrun

11-15-2013 06:06 PM

He's still the mayor...just doesn't have anything to do:D...should be good for a few more late nite jokes..

dellinger63

11-15-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 954043)

Wifey

Question Is?

1) Brazilian
2) Landing Strip
3) Full Bush Canadian

Danzig

11-15-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 954235)

He's still the mayor...just doesn't have anything to do:D...should be good for a few more late nite jokes..

i'm not sure that he's a guy who can be left with nothing to do....

bigrun

11-15-2013 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 954241)

i'm not sure that he's a guy who can be left with nothing to do....

I meant officially:D

Danzig

11-15-2013 09:44 PM

speaking of stupid public servants:

http://news.msn.com/world/indias-top...th-rape-remark

Danzig

11-15-2013 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 954250)

I meant officially:D

he could spend some quality time at home, with his wife...

hehe

i have a feeling he's got a lot of 'splainin to do.

geeker2

11-15-2013 10:06 PM

and I always thought this was Wifey

http://wifeysworld.com/guests/join

Danzig

11-15-2013 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 954266)

and I always thought this was Wifey

http://wifeysworld.com/guests/join

ahem....

not work safe, folks!

Danzig

11-18-2013 03:28 PM

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-ma...over-councilor

the sage continues.
not nearly as funny as the 'i have plenty to eat at home' line, but this might give them a charge to file, which is what it would take to get ford removed.

bigrun

11-18-2013 03:49 PM

At least this guy is keeping cartoonists and late nite comedians working..:D

Stickhorse

11-20-2013 04:36 PM

Stickhorse

11-20-2013 04:54 PM

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