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Danzig 07-23-2013 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 936694)
In many cases the elderly driver is not easily identified from a distance. Should we paint their Buicks a specific color?

yes, bright dayglo orange. with big bumpers all the way around the car, and flashing lights on top.
do the same for teenagers.

Alabama Stakes 07-24-2013 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 936694)
In many cases the elderly driver is not easily identified from a distance. Should we paint their Buicks a specific color?

I would say that identifying the buick itself would be enough. You guys forget that if it weren't for those old folks, who used to go to the track all the freakin time, we wouldn't have the easy lives we have compared to theirs. If you make it to be a blue hair, you can do whatever you want.

herkhorse 07-24-2013 06:00 AM

^^^^^has dementia already :zz:

notyep59 07-24-2013 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 936648)
A lot easier to unzip one's pants or raise one's dress compared to finding keys, determining which key is to the car, finding the right car and all that before the car even moves.

For dementia patients maybe a sex-doll for every male resident and pocket rocket for every female resident could be the solution. What's one more page for Obamacare to force insurance providers to cover such? ;):wf

only you could work obamacare into old folks having sex.......bravo!

Danzig 07-24-2013 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by notyep59 (Post 936815)
only you could work obamacare into old folks having sex.......bravo!

:D
:tro:

Alabama Stakes 07-30-2013 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 936805)
^^^^^has dementia already :zz:

not the first to suggest this. :o


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