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saucon17 09-22-2006 10:38 PM
this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

Hickory Hill Hoff 09-22-2006 10:53 PM
So true!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oracle80
How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.
There's one guy just like that at the Fort Plain OTB. He's also a brilliant "red border", always has an answer to why a horse won the race after the fact.

seconditis 09-23-2006 12:27 AM
If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DiscreetCat=Monster 09-23-2006 02:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by saucon17
this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

Ha Ha thats the same thing i 1st thought when i bet on P.Val but that is just the way he rides LMAO:D I said look he is not even getting down like the other jocks that cannot be wind resistant LMAO:D

DiscreetCat=Monster 09-23-2006 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by seconditis
If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEM ARE MY #'s classic i heard that at the otb like a billion times i always go get a beer after i hear that. It is a ritual of mine:D


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