I have a million favorites..

Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) "That's what I like about high school girls, I get older- they stay the same age"

Let it Ride (Trotter) "Do I think Charity can win?? Well, I am wearing yesterday's suit..."

Old School (Mitch) "Sometimes you think you've found true love, then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and find two nude people in the closet ready to double team your girlfriend like some Goddamn magic trick"

Swingers "You're so money"

Caddyshack (AL) "Park my car, get my bag...and put on some weight"

Caddyshack (Carl) "So I got that going for me...which is nice"

The Jerk (Navin) "He hates these cans!!"

Stripes "Any you guys touch me, and I'll kill you"

Airplane "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Butch Cassidy "Who are those guys?"

Spaceballs "You're my brother's fathers, cousin's, sister's former roomate"

The Cowboys "We're burning daylight"


I could go on all day with this stuff.

Well, let's see, a few are:
"no matter where you go, there you are!" The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
"You don't care if I smoke while you eat, do you?" Deep Throat
"A big reason for history is to hide the truth" Serenity
"ain't ever had much need for religion, that's just a long wait for a train that never comes" Serenity
"I swallowed a bug!" Serenity
"F**k the poor" Where the Buffalo Roam
"Time to die!" Blade Runner

One of the greatest opening lines ever:

"There was no way in all the world I could have known that murder sometimes can smell like honeysuckle."- Double Indemnity

Got to have those quotes as I'm wrong on the profile. Time for a change

somer, every time i hear someone ask 'do you mind if i smoke' i remember that movie.....and that line.


i always liked 'you're gonna need a bigger boat' from jaws, an ad-libbed line by the way!

another is 'it's business, not personal' from the godfather.

'what momma don't know...' from the waterboy.

"There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic."

Elle:Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?

Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no

Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Legally Blonde

Spicoli
 

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine..."

From the movie "Waiting"
 

"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again. "


"Awwww c'mon now dogg, you know I'm just ****ing with you. You know I give you the mad phat superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb **** props."


There are so many more, If you liked Anchorman, Old School, any of those types of movies. You will love this one.

'what momma don't know...' from the waterboy.[/quote]


I LOVE THAT MOVIE! "I saw you on the ESPN"

Hee hee. I say that now. "On THE ESPN".

from my fav movie"thats very clever sir but what if theres a fire? i think violating firecodes and endagering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture of your career sir", "you know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either ends of the library, SHOW DIKK SOME RESPECT"

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no more yankie my wankie the donger need food" LMFAO

"if you get listed as a mechanic not only are you gonna get the shiat kicked outta you you wont be able to getta game anywhere" lets see who gets that 1, i imagine quite a few here

Stephen Baldwin as "Stuart" in the film, Threesome:

"I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you d ick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina."

LMFAO........nice

*** Is this some kind of Bust ? ***** [woman @ sex shop ]
Naked Gun 2 1/2....

you'll get nothing and like it!--the judge in caddyshack

Rounders, aint it John?

I see no one has gotten the above movie quote yet...

My advice to you...start drinking heavily - Blutto, Animal House
Excuse me, while I whip this out - Bart, Blazing Saddles
"Not in this lifetime" DRF Form comment - Let it Ride

"this broad is off the reservation, ****ed three ways to the weekend"

-Vince Vaughn "The Wedding Crashers"