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Rileyoriley 11-30-2011 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 821087)
There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra
Multiple personalities don't count.

clyde 11-30-2011 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 821089)
Multiple personalities don't count.
What about imaginary friends?

Rileyoriley 11-30-2011 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 821094)
What about imaginary friends?
They qualify for imaginary gifts.

clyde 11-30-2011 09:24 PM
God I hate you!!

clyde 11-30-2011 09:44 PM
The reason I thought this may be a joke was because Skids asked if there was something in the Chicago vicinity...and he is in the Chicago vicinity.


I thought it was like the Dino Velvet/TouchyTouchy thing.

Not the subject matter.

Although I would like to be adopted.

clyde 11-30-2011 10:02 PM
Well phooey then.



I'll die, that's what I'll do.

DerbyCat 11-30-2011 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 821087)
There are 4 other people in here with me.


We want the following:


1....A Jazil hat

Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde :o






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!

clyde 11-30-2011 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 821112)
Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde :o






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!

I promise I've been good all ( ow!!)...most of (ow!!)....OK, so I haven't been that good.

But I will if I receive this Jazil hat.



I like Skeds,too.

herkhorse 12-01-2011 06:18 AM
I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....

Danzig 12-01-2011 06:34 AM
the kids won't care what his motivation is.

Sightseek 12-01-2011 06:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 821083)
No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family" :D
:tro:

GPK 12-01-2011 07:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 821130)
I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

MaTH716 12-01-2011 08:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK (Post 821137)
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Maybe you should think about making a donation..........................

GPK 12-01-2011 08:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 821145)
Maybe you should think about making a donation..........................
There comes a time in a mans life when the desire for desperate measures is far outweighed by really giving a sh*t. I, my friend, am at that time in my life.

clyde 12-01-2011 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 821102)
The reason I thought this may be a joke was because Skids asked if there was something in the Chicago vicinity...and he is in the Chicago vicinity.


I thought it was like the Dino Velvet/TouchyTouchy thing.

Not the subject matter.

Although I would like to be adopted.


:tro:


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