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clyde 05-21-2011 11:42 AM

^^^^ Unidentified fossil.

Payson Dave 05-21-2011 12:09 PM

:baby: :D

clyde 05-21-2011 12:31 PM

You pick up Debbies scent ...very fast!





;)

Rileyoriley 05-21-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 777950)
Yes..good idea.Hard to post them if the world has ended.



Very anxious to see them.

Animal Kingdom
Astrology
Dialed In
Mr. Commons

Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.:(

clyde 05-21-2011 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 777963)
Animal Kingdom
Astrology
Dialed In
Mr. Commons

Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.:(


spit!!




Highly amusing!!



I lllove 2 and 3.

Funny,I have to do someone elses lawn,too.Been procrastinating.



tickee-tickee!

clyde 05-21-2011 03:39 PM

Another mowing break.....gosh this is rough duty.





Anyhoo--will Animal Crackers, 2nd time on dirt, experience deja vu today?Will he know it's really not?

What's he going to do when those other horseys exert a little energy for the first 6 furlongs??

clyde 05-21-2011 05:38 PM

Oh bull fucl<.

clyde 05-21-2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 777963)
Animal Kingdom
Astrology
Dialed In
Mr. Commons

Happy now???

I'm not betting either. My lawn awaits mowing.:(

Very fine work.









Oh....






:tro:

Rileyoriley 05-21-2011 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 778047)
Very fine work.









Oh....






:tro:

Muchos Machos Man gracias.:)

clyde 05-21-2011 08:20 PM

Oh forget it....any time.

Coach Pants 05-21-2011 10:42 PM

pli








poubelle

lord007 05-21-2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 777455)
It's time for fine pre race analysis for the Preakless.You won't see any MatchBreaker-isms in this fine work.


Let's also keep in mind the only reason for the Kentucky Derby is to provide a false fave for the Preakless.



I had to fetch the cards myself as no one likes me anymore.











1....PISCES


A fine animal that WatchTaker thinks isn't even worthy of being there.



SSSSO...







keepah-keepah!!










2....ABSORBINE JUNIOR


Will still be running even after the Animal Crackers...I mean cows come home.







blech!





Crinkle...


trash can










3....KING GONJA


Another poor beast that SunDialMaker thinks too little.










keepah!











4....FLASHJOINT


Porno star.


Too bad.









Crinkle....



trash can











5....SHACKLENINCOMPOOP



Beyer picked him to win the KD.


I didn't.









Crinkle...


trash can















6....SWAY AWAY


I think he will.








Crinkle...


trash can











7....MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS



Let's play that one, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tHYb4_bAg






But she was a one trick pony...and so is he.






Crinkle...


trash can












8....




You know, SportyFans....I don't think ClockWatcher knows anything about horseys.I would bet he flunked out of umpires school and landed at dorf.

Oh I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him,it's just one expects a little more than the obvious.Oh well.

Do ya like the Indians?

I think Dahla has become a fan


Speaking of dupas.................................















Oh my God.







There I go again.










Well whoever this one may be....








Crink-el...



trash can











9....MOO


Really, I am so tired of hearing how good this grazer is supposed to be.I'm sick of it.




















whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!













10....RINGY DINGY!!!!






keepah-keepah!!!!













11....ANIMAL CRACKERS














:D













NYYYYYYYOW!!.....

















THUD






















12....NO HE ISN'T---FUCl< HIM



next












13....





This one doesn't want us to know who he be.


Which makes me suspect Bob and John.


I hated both of the sloths.











Crinkle...



trash can













14....MRS. COMMONS



Gay West Coast horsey.









Crinkle...


trash can
















Now the hard part.









:zz:








Do I look like Stevie?






:)








Oh well.







1....PISCES

2...RINGY DINGY

3...KING GONJA








The rest are best long shot,best chance of those who don't have a best chance, nest best of the ones not in the former group.




This way I can't lose picking the winner.

:tro:

clyde 05-22-2011 02:40 AM

Thanks so much...notice how I pick a straight tri and do not box half to all of the field.



I believe that's the goofy English way.

Oh well.

clyde 05-22-2011 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 778155)
pli








poubelle




mucho gratzi

magic_idol 05-22-2011 04:04 AM

Sorry i can't read this as Doomsday the 21st in australia was yesterday so i have been dead for a whole day !!!!:eek:

clyde 05-22-2011 11:34 AM

Gourd's been dead his whole life.

clyde 05-22-2011 04:27 PM

Too bad Animal Crackers didn't have quite enough.....way it goes.


Pisces ran a fine ground saver and I think he improves each race.They better not hold him back for the Belmonts.



Speaking of some such which---the people for which this race was named , the Belmonts, Ned and Magnolia will be the honored guests for the day and will load in the first 4 horseys.

clyde 05-23-2011 03:58 PM

I forgot to say.........they are wonderful people.

clyde 05-23-2011 04:00 PM

One more tidbit.




Neither ShackleChevy nor Animal Crackers will win the Belmonts.

clyde 05-24-2011 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 777311)
I want to display a CM Oreo(RagTop) decree made at NA today:


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The Preakness drew a field of 5 today...the rest are just filler.

Shackleford
Sway Away
Dance City
Mucho Macho Man
Animal Kingdom
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Just to see how this plays out for Mr. "That horse has no shot."

Uhm....shot.



Land-o-Goshen...ah almost fer-got about this one.



Shackleford............1
Sway Away............12
Dance City..............5
Mucho Macho Man..6
Animal Kingdom.......2


Fillers took 3rd,4th and only 2 horseys saved Sway Away from being the ultimate filler.


Ya need to make that dart board just an itty bitty bit bigger there,RagTop.





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