His moniker only...or we dont know.

It was time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaJpl8jrW8

I'm going to miss that ugly bastard.


The smart money's on Harlow, and the moon is in the street
And the shadow boys are breakin' all the laws
And you're east of East St. Louis, and the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause

And Napoleon is weepin' in a carnival saloon
His invisible fiancee's in the mirror
And the band is goin' home, it's rainin' hammers, it's rainin' nails
And it's true, there's nothin' left for him down here

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And they all pretend they're orphans, and their memory's like a train
You can see it gettin' smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
That history puts a saint in every dream

Well, she said she'd stick around until the bandages came off
But these mama's boys just don't know when to quit
And Matilda asks the sailors, 'Are those dreams or are those prayers?'
So close your eyes, son, and this won't hurt a bit

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars and splash into the street
And when they're on a roll, she pulls a razor from her boot
And a thousand pigeons fall around her feet

So put a candle in the window and a kiss upon his lips
As the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

If we have a church service, will they have slot machines in the pews?
If I wear black, will Riot still think I'm a racist?
If it's a Catholic service, can we have s'mores for communion instead of bread?

Ror !!

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Remington 5th, One Car Funeral
























Thud

99-1 shot winner :eek:


$246 to win

Damn it!

Godammity! You knew he would go out that way, but you expected it to be at Thistly or Yippy Downs. :mad:

He mocks us even in death :p

I think I'll miss him the most for his intellect and stimulating conversation.









OMG! I said stimulating :eek:












Perhaps that will bring his pud back to life.






















THUD!

Someone wanna explain what happened?

Haven't been on.

Fly with the angels.

Apparently he died of a broken pud. His last wish was that all boobie and dupa pictures be forwarded to me. :D

Someone please post an address so I can send some flowers. I was thinking.....some thistle would be nice!!!

Clydee Poo has asked no flowers be sent - but CASH be sent to

Morty c/o my good friend Ralphy
PO Box OU812
San Diego, CA 92100

He'll be back - probably with a moniker like Morthimoth.

I was told by family, distant relatives who won't be identified, that all he asked is that we go to Morton's Steakhouse at least once in the next year...A real meat and potatos man till the end. :L:

I don't send cash to p.o. boxes, Ralphy Geeker. Instead, I will send you.......2 packages of tender vittles selects.

Ror tuna flavor please !!