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Indian Charlie 07-15-2010 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669116)
Of course I love my kids man, most important thing in my life.
I would like to Thank God for both of them.

Why thank God? Did he sire your kids, kinda a Virgin Mary sort of thing?

RockHardTen1985 07-15-2010 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 669267)
Why thank God? Did he sire your kids, kinda a Virgin Mary sort of thing?

My X of almost 6 years, is a 10. Maybe 8-10 range, shes sexy. Trust me.

MaTH716 07-15-2010 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669276)
My X of almost 6 years, is a 10. Maybe 8-10 range, shes sexy. Trust me.

Why don't you let us be the judge of that.........?

RockHardTen1985 07-15-2010 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669278)
Why don't you let us be the judge of that.........?


Tammaro, Doug, and Hockey have saw pictures they can say what they want, shes so hot Doug did not believe she was my X. I wont say her name on here, we are not friendly and I just cant do that.

MaTH716 07-15-2010 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669281)
Tammaro, Doug, and Hockey have saw pictures they can say what they want, shes so hot Doug did not believe she was my X. I wont say her name on here, we are not friendly and I just cant do that.

No one cares about her name, we just want to see what see looks like.

RockHardTen1985 07-15-2010 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669285)
No one cares about her name, we just want to see what see looks like.

Um How? I have no pics of her, and I could only give you her name for FB.

Indian Charlie 07-15-2010 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669286)
Um How? I have no pics of her, and I could only give you her name for FB.

UHm, copy her photo from FB, post them here??????????????

Cmon dude. You can't be that dense.

RockHardTen1985 07-15-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 669293)
UHm, copy her photo from FB, post them here??????????????

Cmon dude. You can't be that dense.

If she finds out, the next time we go to court, lol I can only imagine. She already prints out ****, like emails, FB posts, WE ARE NOT FRIENDLY.

Coach Pants 07-15-2010 10:58 AM

So she's a typical woman.

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 669298)
So she's a typical woman.

yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?

Coach Pants 07-15-2010 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669299)
yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?

Then she would be atypical.

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 669300)
Then she would be atypical.

does animal sex just mean doggy style?

I'm trying to imagine Scav's friend.. though I'm leaving Scav out of the mental image.

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 11:03 AM

oh I forgot to say nice things

RHT - I have tons of respect for your profession.

Pillow Pants - You are the best vagina troll out there.

RockHardTen1985 07-15-2010 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669299)
yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?

Before the kids we drank a lot and it was more animal like, after the kids we still had sex daily, because I would accept nothing less, but just more normal.

MaTH716 07-15-2010 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669299)
yeah, but does she have animal style sex skills?

What about our hero's skills? I seriously think he is taking a major step up in class.......

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669305)
What about our hero's skills? I seriously think he is taking a major step up in class.......

who is our hero again?


Morty?

Sightseek 07-15-2010 11:06 AM

I :{>: the internet.

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669304)
Before the kids we drank a lot and it was more animal like, after the kids we still had sex daily, because I would accept nothing less, but just more normal.

LOL.. good stuff.

Your next handle should be "Mel Gibson 1985" !! ;)

Bigsmc 07-15-2010 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669308)
LOL.. good stuff.

Your next handle should be "Mel Gibson 1985" !! ;)

It's simply shocking to me that they aren't together anymore.

Danzig 07-15-2010 11:27 AM

women really don't need to wear a watch....








there's a clock on the stove!


why did the woman cross the road?




the more important question is why wasn't she in the kitchen.


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