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The Indomitable DrugS 04-08-2010 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slotdirt (Post 633571)
Does this mean when Charles Town gets table games their slogan can be "We Are Craps?"

It's probably either that ... or ...

'We may run on a bull-ring, but at least we aren't Mountaineer.'

pointman 04-08-2010 09:51 AM

Press your luck in bumf . . k!

dalakhani 04-08-2010 09:54 AM

Home of DrugS and Slugs

Indian Charlie 04-08-2010 10:06 AM

Are you white trash?

Wanna strike it rich?

Come to Presque Isle Downs, home of the best white trash slots and buffet east of Vegas!

The Indomitable DrugS 04-08-2010 10:38 AM

There actually is very little white trashy about the people... other than it's young lottery winners.

Now .... Maine on the other hand ... just proved itself as the only state in the entire country where they have a topless lady march where any straight man watching would have been justified to yell "put your damn shirt back on"

http://planetwaves.net/portland-breast-rally/

philcski 04-08-2010 11:13 AM

"Presque Isle Downs- safe from equine herpes, but not the human strand!"

VOL JACK 04-08-2010 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 633620)
There actually is very little white trashy about the people... other than it's young lottery winners.

Now .... Maine on the other hand ... just proved itself as the only state in the entire country where they have a topless lady march where any straight man watching would have been justified to yell "put your damn shirt back on"

http://planetwaves.net/portland-breast-rally/

good lord.

Left Bank 04-08-2010 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 633620)
There actually is very little white trashy about the people... other than it's young lottery winners.

Now .... Maine on the other hand ... just proved itself as the only state in the entire country where they have a topless lady march where any straight man watching would have been justified to yell "put your damn shirt back on"

http://planetwaves.net/portland-breast-rally/

Those were some of the most disgusting women I have ever seen.

The Indomitable DrugS 04-08-2010 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Left Bank (Post 633644)
Those were some of the most disgusting women I have ever seen.

Would you expect any less from the place Frischling left So. Cal for to make his new own personal stomping grounds?

robfla 04-08-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 633620)
There actually is very little white trashy about the people... other than it's young lottery winners.

Now .... Maine on the other hand ... just proved itself as the only state in the entire country where they have a topless lady march where any straight man watching would have been justified to yell "put your damn shirt back on"

http://planetwaves.net/portland-breast-rally/


I never thought I would ever close out a web page that contained topless women, but I just found one.

That is something I wont ever be able to "un-see"

GROSS - and some even had hairy armpits, or maybe just funk under there.

Those chicks will NEVER make it on Girls Gone Wild

The Indomitable DrugS 04-08-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by robfla (Post 633661)
I never thought I would ever close out a web page that contained topless women, but I just found one.

Hopefully you didn't call off the dogs and close it out before picture #19.

She is a Pepper's Pride type who looks like Personal Ensign or Ruffian after viewing the other pics.

Don't get me wrong ... I'd still hit all of them ... even the really big fugly one with the armpit hair.

geeker2 04-08-2010 12:40 PM

Presque Isle - Tonite only - Andy Serling sings his favorite Polka Hits

pmacdaddy 04-08-2010 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 633672)
Presque Isle - Tonite only - Andy Serling sings his favorite Polka Hits

Also a good selection for the "Name a Belmont Race" thread.

slotdirt 04-08-2010 12:48 PM

I've always thought Trips and Traps needed a Robert Goulet-esque theme song.

robfla 04-08-2010 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 633667)
Hopefully you didn't call off the dogs and close it out before picture #19.

She is a Pepper's Pride type who looks like Personal Ensign or Ruffian after viewing the other pics.

Don't get me wrong ... I'd still hit all of them ... even the really big fugly one with the armpit hair.


Yeah, I saw # 19 she looks like a beatnik - but remember, I am from South Florida, NOT Pennsylvania. So she is a 6.5 out of 10

richard 04-08-2010 01:50 PM

PID fast horses faster slots.

TheSpyder 04-08-2010 03:04 PM

Presque Isle: A great place to bring your sister, cousin, or anyone else you're dating! Come for the fun, stay because we're family!

knickslions2 04-08-2010 04:11 PM

Presque Isle: "Where horses aren't the only things interbreed"

The Indomitable DrugS 04-08-2010 04:27 PM

You're all confusing Erie (the intellectual capitol of Pennsylvania) with some SEC confrence city.

Most people don't realize it ... but the question mark, the wind chill factor, and Taebo were all invented in Erie.

Well known people from the city are ...

* A white wide reciever (are they finally extinct now that Welker's hurt?) who is in both the NFL and College Football Hall of Fame .. also a Super Bowl MVP and a major award for best college wide reciever in the nation is named in his honor.




* A guy who was voted NFL defensive MVP the same year he won a Super Bowl ring - all despite being shorter than Blackthroatedwind



Other athletes include an offensive lineman who made 5 straight Pro-Bowls in the 90s and is now an outspoken advocate for the legalization of drugs and a 9/11 truther. And some old dude who was the NL Rookie of the Year.


Among our bright minds ....

* Tom Ridge ... the guy who kept you safe after 9/11 with his tremendously clever color coated terror level alert system.




* That Harry Markopoulous dude who kept trying to snitch on Bernie Madoff.


* The Fat Man's hero Andy Beyer.


Among the most artistic ...

* That dude who sings this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3zCj3F1d4

* Some drummer from Nine Inch Nails who also worked with Marylin Manson.

Indian Charlie 04-08-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by knickslions2 (Post 633745)
Presque Isle: "Where horses aren't the only things interbreed"

PID, where tards can be a tard.


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