Bold Brooklynite |
08-20-2006 07:14 PM |
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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite
You don't have a heart if you aren't rooting for Lava Man ... an honest, hard-hitting, professional race horse.
Giacomo at 3-1 is the biggest sucker bet in history.
Good Reward is the best value at 10-1 or more.
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"Wow, Mr. Brooklynite ... yesterday you gave us Pine Island ...
... and today you gave us a $33.00 exacta ... this will really shut up the troglodytes now ... won't it?"
Well, young man ... I'm afraid it won't. You see ... troglodytes are the way they are because ... well ... because they're ignorant and stupid ... and nothing shuts up people who are so stupid that they don't know how stupid they are. Do you understand that, son?
"Well ... kind of, Mr. Brooklynite ... I think I do. Will you be giving us any more winners, sir?"
Hmmm ... I might ... and then again ... I might not. You'll just have to keep reading all my posts to find out.
"Oh, thank you, Mr. Brooklynite ... I always do that ... everybody does!"
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