The Preakness lost it's luster when they banned the outhouse roof top run:(

Even more reason to be nowhere near Churchil on that first Saturday in May...

If they are doing it again this year .... I will submit a video entry.

Believe me ... I can do douche bag if I try ... and that is obviously what they're looking for


It doesn't get a whole lot more Douchey than this....





Well - maybe it does.....

Dressed like I'm about to go to a Dave Matthews Band concert & taking a self pic with a teddy bear in the back is pretty 10.0 on the Douche scale.



The only thing cool about the pic is the Randy Moss beard...

Purple beanie and tight hemp choker.... ?

With all due respect, I think we have crossed over into Jabroni territory. A different beast entirely.

The only thing cool about your pic is that it shows that you are now too cheap to buy shaving materials.

Those are some tight F'n jeans.
Do you have any of your ass in those?:D

Hey man, my little bro swore that pic would be a hit with all the naive 18yo girls.

He's my own personal Karl Rove.