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MaTH716 11-15-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem0822
I thought it was a fine documentary, but not exactly a date movie Mark lol.:)

:tro:

Hickory Hill Hoff 11-15-2009 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem0822
I thought it was a fine documentary, but not exactly a date movie Mark lol.:)

Found that out quickly :D she never let me live that one down!

magic_idol 11-15-2009 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by somerfrost
Actually liked Southland Tales...own the DVD. Killer Klowns from Outer Space was just sad to me!

Lol i took the dvd & broke it into little pieces then put the pieces in the Fatboy Fire heater & burnt it. I'm sure i could hear Screaming of all the lost souls that made that movie;)

Indian Charlie 11-16-2009 01:17 AM

The first new Star Wars movie was atrocious.

Also, Blair Witch, as someone else noted.

Face Off made me want to tear my face off.

I saw Cocoon 2 while stoned and thought it the worst movie ever made at the time. For me to think that when stoned, well, I have no way of qualifying what that means other than by saying when I saw Beaches and Coming to America stoned I thought they were all time great movies.

E.T. made me want to phone home so my Mommy could pick me up and get me away from there.

One of those sickly cute animated bug movies awhile back, it was either Ants or It's a Bugs Life (the one that had Woody Allen) just made me pissed off at the world.

I really hated Return of the Muppets. I literally groaned out in pain when those cute little muppet creatures beat the crap out of the Evil Empire's elite stormtroopers.

This wasn't a movie, but about two years ago I went to see the Portsmouth Symphony Orchestra play and for some inexplicable reason, the violinists kept missing notes, or playing notes wrong, or something I can't describe. After about the 15th time it happened I started to laugh pretty loudly as a coping mechanism. Those sounds were worse than a city full of cats in heat, and you couldn't escape from it. My girlfriend tried to control my laughter but eventually she got worn down as well. Another woman in front of us had to clasp her hands over her ears and rock back and forth in her seat.

There are so many bad movies to choose from, I'm sure I'm forgetting most of them.

Cannon Shell 11-16-2009 03:24 PM

Bruno

jms62 11-16-2009 03:33 PM

Ghostbusters II

SOREHOOF 11-16-2009 03:49 PM

Get Shorty.

hi_im_god 11-16-2009 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SOREHOOF
Get Shorty.

!!

get shorty was probably one of the 10 best studio releases in 1995.

btw: it's linus that believes in the great pumpkin, not charlie brown.

ArlJim78 11-16-2009 04:23 PM

Get Shorty was a riot. I loved it. especially Barboni.

In addition to The Blair Witch Project, Caddyshack II, and Face Off, which all made me root against the main characters;

I will also submit Eyes Wide Shut. I like Kubrick, but that mess was painful to watch.

2Hot4TV 11-16-2009 07:39 PM

Blazing Saddles,,,,,,,,,not that really stunk.

RockHardTen1985 11-16-2009 07:42 PM

King of the Roxbury was stupid funny, I would not say a worst ever movie.

Nacho Libre
District 9

Danzig 11-16-2009 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
Blazing Saddles,,,,,,,,,not that really stunk.

you gotta be kidding.

ninetoone 11-16-2009 08:30 PM

Meatballs 2

dylbert 11-16-2009 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
Blazing Saddles,,,,,,,,,not that really stunk.

Huh? Have you seen this movie? Hopefully, you have seen unedited version. American Movie Classics play "clean version" that will put you to sleep!

mclem0822 11-16-2009 08:44 PM

Another 2 bad films......
 
These goes into a category of bad films with talented actors who are wasted!
From 1999 " The Astronaut's Wife " Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, and Joe Morton, fine talents all, but a dog of a script that gave them nothing to work with.

Also from 1999 " The Bone Collector " with Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie. Washington playing a quadripelgic homicide detective on the hunt for a serial killer, Jolie as his partner zero chemistry between them, with an idiotic plot also included at no extra charge!

South Beach Luv 11-17-2009 06:43 AM

Lost in Translation. I wanted to walk out 30 mins in, wife had other ideas :rolleyes:

brianwspencer 11-17-2009 07:50 AM

Gator Bait II: Cajun Justice.

Or The Other Sister.

It's a tossup.

2Hot4TV 11-17-2009 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
you gotta be kidding.

I just dont find Mel Brook's or Woody Allens work to hold much value. Now Jerry Stienfeld kills me.

Sightseek 11-17-2009 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by South Beach Luv
Lost in Translation. I wanted to walk out 30 mins in, wife had other ideas :rolleyes:

That movie annoyed me.

Danzig 11-17-2009 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
I just dont find Mel Brook's or Woody Allens work to hold much value. Now Jerry Stienfeld kills me.

see, i love mel brooks. history of the world part 1 is a fave of mine.


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