Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Paul Newman

Not Paul Newman but a Classic from one of his best films:

"What we have here is...failure...to communicate"

"You're very well read, it's well known"

"but something is happening here and you don't know what it is...Do you, Mr Jones?"

-Bob Dylan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYlhw3g4P8 an all time fave

"How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?" - Winston Wolf

Bob Marley
"Every man thinks their burden is the heaviest"

remember stressed spelled backwards is desserts

that just means desserts spelled backwards is stressed.

now i feel bad about my treats.

I was siting home alone one night in LA
Watching old Cronkite on the seven o'clock news
It seems there was an earthquake that
Left nothing but a Panama hat
And a pair of old Greek shoes
Didn't seem like much was happening
So I turned it off and went to grab another beer
Seems like every time you turn around
There's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear
And there's really nothing anyone can say
And I never did plan to go anyway
To Black Diamond Bay.

- Bob Dylan, Jacques Levi
RIP Walter

"Keep looking over your shoulder and you will hit a wall sooner or later"

I heard this in a speech tonight and thought it was great

"" I dont coach girls "" .. Clint

"I want to see some asses wiggling. I want some perfection!"

Morris Day

"You should not drink and bake!" Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie - Raw Deal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8mOxKhuBA

You can't lose 'em all!

A CHAMPION TEAM WILL BEAT A TEAM OF CHAMPIONS.......fat prick on inside racing

"Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind" Helen Keller

" Crime don't pay". Rocky Balboa walking out of the pet store with the turtle food.

"Nuts" ~ Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Clint Eastwood

ALL THE KIWIS THAT MIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA IMPROVED THE IQ OF BOTH COUNTRIES.....SIR ROBERT MULDOON ( kiwi priminister )

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"

Alan from "The Hangover"