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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You've obviously never got water in your nose before.

I will not swim hard unless I have one of those dorky ass plastic masks that work as goggles and nose water blockers ... and I get pissed and jump up every once in a while when water sneaks in.

All that like stringy snot and that terrible feeling in your nose and down your throat .. that's the worst.

yes it isnt great.. but I must not be a big wuss like you because it really isnt all that bad. its okay though doug! you're a man, its expected!!

lol.. its kinda funny if you think about it that our definition of torture is making terrorists get stringy snot..

BUT... if you had severe blue balls, EVERY DAY... with no chance of getting any (maybe we should handcuff them too so they cant take care of it themselves).. wouldnt you give up everyone you knew?

Hardly - Blue Balls is like about 715,879th

In fact - in the grand ole days of dial up connections ... I've given myself bad cases of blue balls on the reg because the 20 second long porn clip that took a long damn time to download wasn't worthy of shooting one off to.

One night - I had a historically terrible run of week porn clips ... and I was like sitting on a nut any second I wanted it ... and I kept having to ease off a bit and slow my stroke down for a half minute or so for what ended up being like over an hour.

It did get to hurting ... and actually it just finally all squirted out when I had one hand on the mouse and the other on the keyboard - squirted on the carpet at first ... but that's the worst ever. If I'm going to nut .. I damn sure better have something strong to nut to.

I've always wondered what's so good about rubbing one out? Is it because we like the process that gets to the nut or is it because we're just addicted to the nut itself? Food for thought anyway.

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Originally Posted by declansharbor

Didnt the SEC investigate him many times in the past? Maybe they need to shape up their methods, retire, or join him on the inside.

Read this and tell me the SEC isn't as retarded as the South Eastern Con.

http://static.reuters.com/resources/...s_Memo_SEC.pdf

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

:tro: :wf :tro:

:D

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

Too bad High-pitch Hannity or that overfed drug addict Limbaugh weren't clients. lol

Yo Cannon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PeteCarroll.JPG

Winnah :cool:

Floyd was first, Cheatin Pete is next.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Hardly - Blue Balls is like about 715,879th

In fact - in the grand ole days of dial up connections ... I've given myself bad cases of blue balls on the reg because the 20 second long porn clip that took a long damn time to download wasn't worthy of shooting one off to.

One night - I had a historically terrible run of week porn clips ... and I was like sitting on a nut any second I wanted it ... and I kept having to ease off a bit and slow my stroke down for a half minute or so for what ended up being like over an hour.

It did get to hurting ... and actually it just finally all squirted out when I had one hand on the mouse and the other on the keyboard - squirted on the carpet at first ... but that's the worst ever. If I'm going to nut .. I damn sure better have something strong to nut to.

I've always wondered what's so good about rubbing one out? Is it because we like the process that gets to the nut or is it because we're just addicted to the nut itself? Food for thought anyway.

That is the worst when it happens, becuase it is unexpected. You go to your 'solid' sites and expect updates and whatever, but no updating because they are asleep at the computer, and then have to improvise...