To start work with the SEC to fix Mark to Market rules especially prior to giving any money to any financial entity. This will solve any decent financial institutions problems. Some of them just made bad decisions, but the good ones are being pulled down by an accounting problem. Want to see the dow have record gains?

Give tax breaks to business who hire new employees in the US. Doesn't job growth and lower unemployment mean more $ to the economy and more tax revenues?

Provide a tax credit of a minimum of $10k to any person paying taxes in the us for buying a new primary residence with no phase out for income. You want to stimulate the housing market.

Finally Slow down! If these problems didn't happen over night then they can't be solved that quickly. Stop trying to do everything at once.

One thing that has been noticeably absent
is the outcry from Democrats allowing "BIG
BAD BANKS" to stay in business. If GW had
tried this propping up, he would have been
persecuted from the left.

At least most Republicans are staying true to
their credo of letting failing companies
die, as this is how capitalism functions.

Where is the anger from the left on the
bank bailout?

Never have so many been so wrong on remedies not even remotely related in anyway to the issue.

Trained seals could and have done better.

Proof that a certificate of sanity should be presented before any imbecile is allowed to vomit on the i-net.





Later I will display the only avenue of approach to follow that will correct this hay ride upon which all the blind mice currently enjoy.

I'm sure many of you would heal the lame by blinding them as your "miracle" cures clearly suggest.








None of you deserve a sonorous voice of wisdom,but you're going to get it.


I wish upon you all an internationally renown model to be your bed buddy.....and infected with a horrible gag reflex.

Wow..a cranky new poster? Usually it takes a month or two.....

New poster? i doubt it.

Hi morty!!

He is the only one that knows what "Inconcarneable" actually means.

Yes Hi Morty!

My first order of business as president would be to try and pass a plan for universal blowjobs and topless massages for all Americans.

If you're daughter is a senior in high school and she's having trouble paying for her college education ... my admin will help her and stuff.

And the teaming millions come forth.
Quick, someone email Premature Smoldering .

All threads will now be taken to the lowest
common denominator.

Sex.
With a hefty dose of asking to see breasteses.
Wonderful.

Have a nice day.

I would imagine you get high marks in Cheerios toss as well.

Oracle!!?

The Earth will shake,the universe will take note...and do something.....and legs will part.
















(Well I had to say something.....he only understands jibberish,remember??)

For failing to do so....you must solve the enigma of the Mobius Strip.


She has really huge boo bees,too.

Confirmed.

Loose the Hounds.

The Ohio State pocket pool
message board threw him off.

Again.

it was fun while it lasted.:rolleyes:

At least I have proof of pocket pool ability.

I love you Mortimer!

Oh...boy.

JohnnyReb roasts someone again.



Thank God you can't assimilate with humans.

That would be one big cruel and unusual event...mostly cruel.

:D