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Bigsmc 02-24-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't rest, it gives your body a chance to signal that it is full.

100% correct. Don't slow down Scav.

They always tell dieters to slow down when they eat and they will feel full sooner and theorhetically stop eating sooner.

Pound it down Bro.

Danzig 02-24-2009 06:22 PM

true. don't take time to chew and such. just gulp that joker down. hopefully it'll stay that way!

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
true. don't take time to chew and such. just gulp that joker down. hopefully it'll stay that way!

....or keep on going....:eek:

MaTH716 02-24-2009 06:37 PM

There's a place where I live called Chee Burger Chee Burger. They have a one pound burger that if you eat (there's no time limit), you get your picture on the wall. I have knocked it down a few times, but I would be lying if I said that was easy. The last bite or two was a battle and I'm no featherweight. Now Scavs is talking about a five pound burger. I wish you luck man, but I don't think it's possible.

Coach Pants 02-24-2009 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
YOUR HART IS MAD AT YOU..

Bret the hitman?

pgardn 02-24-2009 07:33 PM

A thread like this coming from a guy
who rushed to the hospital to remove
stalagtites forming in his body like
some cave.





Go for it.

ninetoone 02-24-2009 07:34 PM

Don't forget to throw about 5 or 6 pumps of that hot cheese on top of that bad boy!!

hi_im_god 02-24-2009 07:36 PM

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

ddthetide 02-24-2009 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
They put a time limit on you too, 60 minutes after you sit down.

The strategy is to divide into 6 portions, finish each portion on 4 minutes, giving 6 minutes of rest. We'll see, possible timeline and pictures to come :)

25-30 years ago, No problem. now i wouldn't even attempt it.:o

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.


very good!

MaTH716 02-24-2009 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
A thread like this coming from a guy
who rushed to the hospital to remove
stalagtites forming in his body like
some cave.





Go for it.

I laughed.
You have to admit, this timeline should be very interesting.

herkhorse 02-24-2009 09:03 PM

I'm sure the timeline will be priceless, but seriously all this for 5 free meals and bragging rights that you can eat 1.33333333333 oz. of ground beef a minute for 60 minutes? :eek: , don't do it!

MaTH716 02-24-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse
I'm sure the timeline will be priceless, but seriously all this for 5 free meals and bragging rights that you can eat 1.33333333333 oz. of ground beef a minute for 60 minutes? :eek: , don't do it!

I just had a thought, maybe there's a waitress there that he's trying to impress.

herkhorse 02-24-2009 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I just had a thought, maybe there's a 300 lb. waitress there that he's trying to impress.

;)

declansharbor 02-24-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
I just had a thought, maybe there's a waitress there that he's trying to impress.

:$:

Scav 02-24-2009 09:21 PM

OH MAN!! It was f'n impossible. I got half way and then this dude lost it and the place smelled like crazy. He was done completely with 7/8's of it. I probably could have gotten another 25% done but after I saw the dude do that, just realized it wasn't worth it. I didn't want to get to 7/8's and then not finish.

Top that with me being 3rd and getting beat by two of my friends, and tonight wasn't a success....

Cannon Shell 02-24-2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Bret the hitman?

Jimmy

declansharbor 02-24-2009 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
OH MAN!! It was f'n impossible. I got half way and then this dude lost it and the place smelled like crazy. He was done completely with 7/8's of it. I probably could have gotten another 25% done but after I saw the dude do that, just realized it wasn't worth it. I didn't want to get to 7/8's and then not finish.

Top that with me being 3rd and getting beat by two of my friends, and tonight wasn't a success....

A valiant effort indeed. I'll admit that I would'nt even come close. I can't eat burgers, wings, or hot dogs for the life of me. Give me some scrapple and I'll lick the plate.

Dude really blew oats IN the actual restaurant??? Were people boo'ing him?

Danzig 02-24-2009 09:28 PM

a guy hurled right there?! good god.

declans, you can eat scrapple, but not hot dogs? i don't do either one, but i like wings!

timmgirvan 02-24-2009 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Bret the hitman?

.....best there ever was...


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