DO YOU MIND!


I am playing Full Metal Jeopardy!

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Who is Pizza Face Darden and NoseDrops!!

EAUHX!!



I FUCl<ED UP!!

I would like to announce that my Professional Handicappers Guide to the 2008 Breeders Cup Horsey Races will be shown in SnowyWoods.


This site is chosen for it's purity and honesty.

I have spent copious time on this so don't take it lightly----you can win at this thing.

I should mention I will not.. I mean did not do the girl horsey's....they can't be trusted and I won't mess with them.

I realize you are all excited,but let's try to keep the banter down.


I can't blame you----the nice boy...I mean man ..who told you not to waste your money on MoreSass in the FloridaDerby...the girl..I mean man..who told you not to listen to the 5---4 Stevies regarding 8 Belles as she had what it took to shine in that KD.


And yes...that very same rich old...I mean just man...who told the gate handicapper ,CM Oreo, who to put his money on for the days best bet twice at Belmonts and once at Gulfstreams........and nailed each one,by the way, at 4:1,6:1 and 11:1....in one fell swoop.

Yes...I am that man...the one who also picked Jazil to win the Belmonts, Bernardini to win the Preakness and countless other winning picks the "pros" wouldn't dare make.

I can't blame you. I'm pretty fucl<in' spiffy.
























By the way---Mr. HorsyePlay Primer still won't talk to me to this day.

wait for me


Where we going?

Meadowlands Race 8
$2 Super 6-ALL-ALL-2 $244

:mad:

The greatest friend of truth are the simpleminded --but honest seekers, her greatest enemy is any governing body or corporate tax attorney, and her constant companion are those who have already found her.


~ mortimer dexter foxworthy~

*written at SnowyWoods while air squirting mosquitos with a bellows*