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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Will the real Chris Darden please rise.

I choose to sit thank you. I can gift wrap only so many roofies standing.

I will be meandering along the banks of the Schuykill...

DO NOT ask for me by name....

Please..you're a nomadic sloth.

That means he's getting nowhere slow.

Like Mr. Darden....The Philalephia Snory.

You sir, have ONCE AGAIN myopically underestimated the meandering efficiency of THIS former District Attorney- which in all honesty has become a problem as of late :mad:

See the one eyed Norwegian at the pier. He can help. But for God's sake approach him from his good side.

I did not know Marcia Clark was a horsey fan.

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Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Supreme Court justice's literary effort:

http://www.supremecourtus.gov/opinio...df/07-1486.pdf

Darden..stick to the smart threads.

All of your objections are sustained in The Land of the Bizarre.

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Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

Ah, it's come to this, an ad hominem attack.

Okay, since you want to get personal, here's some personal info. You're right, I am a defense attorney. But guess what, I've walked down quite a few streets in North Philly alone at night. In fact, I lived there for a year. And, yes, of course I felt nervous. Being a defense attorney isn't synonymous with loving crime. I also believe that most of the cops I deal with are decent men and women. But just because I'm as scared of crime as most people, and just because I don't believe that most cops are "overaggressive", doesn't mean that I blindly trust cops to not abuse their power. In any system without adequate checks and balances, abuse of power is inevitable. It's human nature. Crime and cops abusing their power -- I've seen both. Personally.

As to defense attorney's "twisting" information, you'll be gratified to know that there are attorneys on the other side (they're called prosecutors) who went to the same law schools and learned the same things as I and my fellow defense attorneys. They're not just potted plants sitting dumbly in court while us clever defense attorneys take advantage of them. In fact, the biggest difference between us and them is that they've got an army of professional investigators (they're called police) and relatively unlimited money. Like it or not, this is how it works -- it's an adversarial system.

Now you'll have to excuse me. I've got to go twist some information. McCain's people just called. They want me to convince the American people that his economic plan will work.

This is too funny to make fun.

Darden...you're still an imbecile.

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Originally Posted by dalakhani

That is very well said. Thank you!

Dala!!...Are you insane!?

I see Darden has learned to keep his big mouth shut when it comes to dealing with me.

He tried back sass in the smart threads some time ago.

Didn't work.

He got a taste of the long knuckle.

He knows there's more waiting for him where that came from.

I don't think we'll be hearing from the Hanging Defense Attorney anytime soon.

or

The Mahstah of the Non Sequitur.

^^^^ Carl Williams

I meant Douglas.

I can't keep my nincompoops straight.

^^^^Carl Yosemeti

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

^^^

Carl lewis

^^^^ Carl Williams

Whoever that is.