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Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.


You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

pgardn 09-28-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Morty?! Are you a "nibbler"? :p

Well I don't lap at it like a kitty cat does milk ..if that's what you mean.

Kasept 09-28-2008 09:18 PM

Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait.













Never mind.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:23 PM

ooooooooooo

cowgirlintexas 09-28-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait.








Never mind.

:rolleyes:

Danzig 09-28-2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

perhaps i should go do some research?

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps i should go do some research?


Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

Danzig 09-28-2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

you know i already have a 'test subject'.

GPK 09-28-2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you know i already have a 'test subject'.

I love you too dear:{>: :{>:

Mortimer 09-28-2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you know i already have a 'test subject'.



I also know a lot about married women in their 30's and 40's.



;)

timmgirvan 09-28-2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait









Never mind.

Good one,Steve.....been that kind of day for ya?

cowgirlintexas 09-28-2008 10:38 PM

I think he decided after all that he likes his friends in "low places" :)

timmgirvan 09-28-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps i should go do some research?


HUBBA HUBBA!


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