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Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 06:21 PM

I would just like to know if there are "vacay" photos???????



























Good to see you back my friend.:)

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:30 PM

God.






There may have been if I was on vacay.

My vacay photos are quality stuff. If I show you the Ricola Bros. you can be DEM SHOO they are the Ricola Bros.





By the way...it's very pleasant seeing you again,too.






%=============================D



As you can see.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
God.






There may have been if I was on vacay.

My vacay photos are quality stuff. If I show you the Ricola Bros. you can be DEM SHOO they are the Ricola Bros.





By the way...it's very pleasant seeing you again,too.






%=============================D



As you can see.


I do see. And ditto my friend.:)


Well if it was a "business" trip with or without the Ricola Bros., I would rather not see photos. Although I'm quite sure they would be quality stuff.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:43 PM

.........................ditto!?




blech!!

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:47 PM

By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:48 PM

I was hoping for:




(')

`',
`',

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
.........................ditto!?




blech!!


Ditto in my own way.:rolleyes:





BETTAH?????????

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
By the way, have you ever heard of a person fornicating with a chicken?
It was mentioned in the "sharpies" thread in the political section. I'd ask for a link but I don't want to piss anyone off in there.

Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ditto in my own way.:rolleyes:





BETTAH?????????


!!!!











MUCH!




























thud!

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I was hoping for:




(')

`',
`',


I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hmmm.....uh..no.



I don't think you even want to touch those in that thread





I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.






























































Insert your own pun.:D

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't know how to do the creative writing but the thought's there.




OH MY GOD!!





Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't think I'll ever look at a chicken the same way again.Insert your own pun.:D





I'll fly.


I know I can do it.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OH MY GOD!!





Give me place to your directions.

Phooey.




Give me directions to your place.





Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Got it.

Sounds far....I think I'll fly on the wings of a locust.


As long as it's not a chicken.:eek:

Mortimer 09-16-2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
As long as it's not a chicken.:eek:

Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes...fucl< the chicken.






But I was on no vacay nor bees wax trip.

I was under going treatments for severe depression.

They threatened to put me on Oprah if I didn't straighten up.




I told them they should do it because she couldn't straighten up a priest.



There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?

magic_idol 09-16-2008 08:21 PM

These day time pshyco's **** me!!! ,Bring back the electric shock treatment or better yet go do what i do when im sad Vist the terminal Cancer ward @ the local Hospital makes you abit happier to be in your shoes:D Remember to stop off @ the lost limb Ward dont know what lucky dip you can pick up;)


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