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Come on Swinesmeller...Youre better than that! |
It's nothing new - he conveniently misrepresents his results, as seen in his opening post of this thread:
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He didn't have even close to 33% roi, yet took the time to try and make the case that he does it EVERY week of the year, hence the comparison to some 52 week fictious stock market average, or whatever a "like" week is supposed to mean. Regardless I counted 124.00 worth of bets yesterday prior to his clever editing. |
i'm shocked dr. S.
the old man who taught you not to use facts would be so ashamed. |
just ignore the man behind the curtain...
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Correcting the Elmo's
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I make crappy picks, then edit my posts AFTER the race so I don't look so stupid!! Told ya I was smooth!!! For everyone's information, no bet was changed post race, and I'm 100% positive that Kasept (DT moderator Steve Byk) will stand behind me here. The only edit was to the word Delaware, which I had originally spelled Del-E-ware. Feel free to inquire with the moderator regarding the edit if you don't believe me. Any Elmo with half a brain that was paying attention would know that no wagers were changed. Why would I change a bet? I was much farther behind than this current How to Spank a Horse's Rear dollar mark in my In The Spotlight thread before I came back strong and smoked all your (select few) mouthy @sses! Some of you are really making yourselves look stupid on this one. And you are forgetting that I am only one wager away from showing a profit here too (just as with my In The spotlight thread). I thought you boneheads (ya'll know the select few I speak of) would have learned that much after my In The Spotlight thread. Dr. SwineSmeller Dr. SwineSmeller |
Ask the moderator....
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Dr. SwineSmeller |
Go to school ElmoElvis, you need it...
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Todays wagers: $44 bet, $144.00 return. Total called wagers to date:$530 bet, $714.80 return. (+$184.80). Profit margin on all wagers=33%. Make that 35%. Overall WPS record: 16 starts, 4-1-5. Mythical $2 Win on each= $32 bet, $42.00 return. Profit margin on wagers= 23%. In reference to the above statistics You got your mouthy @ss whipped by my In The Spotlight thread and you just can't choke it down Elmoelvis. But as I refigured, you are right about the profit % being wrong. It was not 33%, but indeed the tally was an even higher at a 35% profit margin of on all wagers. You obviously disappointed your math teachers, so allow me to help your feeble mind Elmo... $530 divided by 3 = $170 = 33.3% of $530., A third of any number (divide by 3) = 33.3%. So I was $14 above 33% line, making the final tally for my In The Spotlight thread a 35% profit margin on called wagers. Now get lost Elmo...oh I forgot, you already have/are lost. Dr. SwineSmeller. |
8/20/08 Results How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga
8/20/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Race 9.
Icabad Crane runs a pitiful ugly dead last against the New York Breds as Tin Cup Chalice takes the Mr. New York title. Icabad gets a an F in home schooling, and the newly crowned flunkie will wear a dunce hat and sit in the corner until he is auctioned off as a three legged cart mule. How To Spank a Horse's Rear Statistics: Todays wager: $44 bet, return $0. Toatl called wagers to date: $291.00 bet, return $154.00 WPS record: 8 start, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each = $16 Bet, $5.60 return. Dr. SwineSmeller |
8/21/08 How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Race 1
8/21/08 How To Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller
Saratoga Race 1, a 2 3/8 mile hurdle event. Post 1:00 pm Eastern time. Back on July 31st, I called a small wager on Irish bred Bee Charmer in a jumpers event at Saratoga. Bee Charmer gamely Showed that day at 5/2 sunrise odds. Today at Saratoga, Bee Chramer is back with another opportunity to jump his way into the winner's circle, and he is worthy of a betback while going at 4/1 on the sunrise line. Bee Charmer was sired by an Amazonian grasshopper and his momma was a kangaroo. Short and sweet...I'm getting the epinephrine pen primed, as Bee Charmer prepares to sting the field today at Saratoga with Ruby Walsh up top again! I'll play the fine Irish jumping lad, Bee Charmer, for $55 to WIN. Go Baby Go!! Dr. SwineSmeller |
Thank you Dalakani...
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Nothing dollarwise was changed. And Elmoelvis knows it. He's just running his head. The Derby Trail moderator would back me up if it was necessary, but it isn't, as most readers, like you, read it correctly the first time. Elmoelvis has nothing better to do but make up blatant lies. He is still PO'd cause he got his mouthy @ss whipped by my In The Spotlight thread. And I'm going to do my very best to whip his mouthy @ss fair and square again in this How To Spank a Horse's Rear thread, (titled special in the name of Elmoelvis). I'm tired of his fat mouth. And I've seen enough of him and his pet pig's middle fingers too. If Elmoelvis wants is a war of attrition, I'll whip his blabber mouth loser butt at that game too. He11, when I start my next thread I think I'm gonna spot Elmo his imaginary $30 from the start, then proceed to stuff his face in the pig trough again. Dr. SwineSmeller |
On break 8/22/08
I'll be out of town and away from the PC tomorrow, Friday the 22nd of August. I'll return for Saturday the 23rd's raceday. Dr. SwineSmeller
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He absolutely removed one bet and change the dollar amount of another. Just like he did in his last thread where he bragged about a 23% roi then quickly closed it, now it is magically a 33% roi (counting place and show bets he never made), and those postings have been edited by him as well.
You're a sad, sad man, Dr. Pig. You should stick to picking last place horses, then running your mouth about how great you are. At least that's comedy. This is pathetic. |
Time for an appointment with Dr. SwineSmeller.
The doctor is in...
In my assessment of your present mental state, I have diagnosed that you have developed acute mental delusions Elmoelvis. Dimentia normally follows, then you will experience full blown chronic delium. I am sorry to inform you of this fact also Elmoelvis, but your newly diagnosed brain condition/malfunction is irrevesible. That's what you get for dropping out of school after the sixth grade, therefore never learning to cipher any better than Jethro Bodeen. Ought and ought makes ought Elmo. I will call my brother the psychiatrist, Dr. SwineSmeller to work you in for a complete evalaution prior to your admission to the Florida state mental hospital, where an ongoing evaluation of your disease process will take place. If the psychitriatric treatments at the state hospital proves no positive effects, I will refer you to my other brother the cranial specialist, Dr. SwineSmeller, for a complete lobotomy. I also regret to inform you that your condition proves fatal in 99.9999% of all documented like cases. Dr. SwineSmeller |
What about the guy that got labotomized, did he get a refund?
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