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GPK 08-07-2008 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
KGB ...I'm very sorry this happened to you.


Why no one shreiked "LOW BRIDGE!!'.......is just a crying shame.
:(

Mortimer 08-07-2008 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
:(

Excuse me...I was left of center on that one.



Apparently you were ,too.













sumbahdy stop me

Antitrust32 08-07-2008 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Excuse me...I was left of center on that one.



Apparently you were ,too.


sumbahdy stop me

:mad: I'm gonna kick ya a$$ Morty. Meet me outside. I aint scared... and the Cal-sol is for SISSIES :mad:

Mortimer 08-07-2008 12:00 PM
Oh shut up yer mekin' me sick already.

Antitrust32 08-07-2008 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up yer mekin' me sick already.

Sissy

Mortimer 08-07-2008 01:35 PM
You get in the..CAH-SOL..and say that.

Mortimer 08-07-2008 08:29 PM
And the new Canadian Auto Company rolls out its very first finished products off the assembly line.


Looks like there was a questionable call there by quality control...but I'm sure they'll shake those bugs loose.





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GPK 08-07-2008 08:42 PM
Must be the 2009 DUI Model:)

Mortimer 08-09-2008 02:22 PM
The Junkyard.


Where even the shameless won't come to anymore.



















AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mclem0822 08-09-2008 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
but I won't preach long. Hard to believe it was 3 years ago this very night when my car accident took place. Quite a few people from here were around on the old ESPN board and may remember it. I was your typical habitual drunk driver that never got caught and thought nothing would ever happen to me. Obviously I was very wrong. I know today how very blessed I am to be alive and have survived through the grace of God.

Please friends, I beg of you...don't drink and drive, it just simply isn't worth. Ok...done preaching:)



Damn! Your car got f**ed up! Amen to your sentiments bro, drinking and driving is NEVER a wise move. Glad your still around to preach.:D

Mortimer 08-09-2008 02:42 PM
Now that's what I call a rag top.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 10:57 AM
To tell the truth,I think this will be a highly successful thread.



I'm guessing that model Accord did not do well in government roll over testing.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 11:06 AM
I can see the highway patrolman now:


Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.



Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.


Please step out of the vehicle.









Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.

GPK 08-10-2008 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
To tell the truth,I think this will be a highly successful thread.



I'm guessing that model Accord did not do well in government roll over testing.

Did well enough that I am still here chatting up with you:p

Mortimer 08-10-2008 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
Did well enough that I am still here chatting up with you:p
:) :) :)

GPK 08-10-2008 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I can see the highway patrolman now:


Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.



Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.


Please step out of the vehicle.









Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.
this would be funny if I actually remembered seeing the trooper....:rolleyes:

GPK 08-10-2008 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
:) :) :)
:)

Mortimer 08-10-2008 11:13 AM
Well I would like to know more.Injuries...thoughts while this car was defying gravity?

I want to know it all.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 11:15 AM
Also..I think you should really play this up....the sympathy attraction from,Dannie,Franny ,Arletta....and such....could be very rewarding for you.


I know I would.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 11:16 AM
That was stupid..what I said.

I really do want to know the details.


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