How about this?

We have only one guy who you can say is a legitimate 4 hitter.



That's the AL hr leader---Sizemore.

And he hits LEAD OFF!!








DOUGH!!!

Can you imagine Otis Nixon setting the table for Sizemore.

A lot more than I could r2d2.

I would love to be a pitcher looking in for the sign from Sighty-poo...I mean Diane Lane.

Let's se....she's calling for a long one........up high on her left thigh.






I go into my wind up and

















thud

This could make the Indians games more palatable.

Give her the high hard one Morty

WHOA!!







I guess that would follow an intentional pass,though.

But back to the Indians.




Is there such a thing as a pinch manager??

Shapiro just made a move to bring Pat Corrales in from the pen

I think you could replace Shapiro with a tree sloth and no one would notice.

By the way,sir....who is Jeorge Valendia!!?

A DH

Indians are on deck. Sal Fasano looks like a 50 year old third base coach. I think hes in the line up tonight

Oh that ...what'shisname!


Oh my God.




This is beginning to make Major League look like an all star team.

When Casey Blake is the cornerstone of the line up you are in trouble

True,but...and I'm in shame to admit this....I have seen r2d2 hit in the 3 hole.





YES.







3

FINAL;


Tampa............2
Cleveland........THUD!












































r2d2 hit a THUD!

3 innings by the bullpen and they didn't give up a THUD!

Andy ParTay had a hit!!













THUD!!

Geez...the Indians win a bb game and life as we know it on Earth stops.