Oh fer the love a mike already.



I guess I'll have to handle this myself.

The next person posting in this ABYSMAL mess of a thread is in big trouble.....BIG trouble.

While that may be true;shut up.

I don't count.

truer words........















come on, that was like martin setting up lewis!

Or with One minute to post.. the fellow @ the window says (to the teller).... ""I would like to bet # 2.oo to win, $2.00 to place, and $2.00 to show on the 4""... and the teller says ."" you can just say $2.00 across the board on the 4""...and as they are going to post ..he says... "" Ohhhhh you can do that on any horse "" and Nicky yanks the guy from the window :zz:

The movie with Kurt Russell.... "" Big Trouble in Little China "" ??? :cool:

The Godfather:cool:

:baby:













:p

Pie-O-My in the Sopranos

:mad:

^^^ Has a black waist ribbon in Ju Phoo-Ee.

The stupidest, but funny if you like stupid movies, was Hot to Trot.
Some funny lines and visuals in that one, Dabney Coleman, Bob Goldthwait.

Also liked Symapatico, Nick Nolte, Jeff Bridges, been showing that on mystery channel or one of those lately.

And Lucky Number Slevin, not mainly about horse racing but starts out with a horse race.

That it?






Any more bizarre nominations?

Does Barney count?

Just posting anything counts.







Jesus.

Morte- is porn allowed on this thread?

If so, I submit that famous porno movie "Blazing Zippers" :tro:

Oh boy.




Actually...it's a fine thread for smut.

naked horses

friggin awesome movie!!! Saw it on HBO a few months back and loved it!

Yeah, I really liked it, not a usual Bruce Willis fan but he was good in that one, loved the twists and turns.


I don't think SeaBisquit has been mentioned, with Toby Maguire, that one was good.

I loved Phar Lap, but it was always so sad in the end, he always dies in that gut wrenching scene.