I am, so sorry...I meant to say ...YOU,Steve ,Hossy and Uncly are my 4 favorite posters.....and The Good Lord knows you all have always been there for me.

^^^ Good Lord rethinking his position.. :zz:

Steve...God knows...................










.....oh forget it.

You know what would be perfection right about now?






































A fine MDF poe em.


















Or a toe-tapping MDF country & western clah sick!

ah know'd..yew always loved mah azz

ah loved yers ,too

but now ya left and blow'd up mah mahnd

ah gotta stick mah nose up with anything ah kin fahnd





cause yew....fucl<ed up mah lahf

yew fat old sloppy wahf..or yews ta be

yew took all mah money..thar goes mah sunny

ah hate yo azz now


cause yew...fucl<ed up mah lahf

took all mah baseball cards

yew fat ol' tub a lard

ahm jist glad yer mah ex wahf

and yer the sewers beneath mah streets.....yew ugly fat ol' witch





I forgot to mention the title of this hilbilly love song was YEW KIN TAKE THIS FAT OL' UGLY WITCH AND BOOT 'ER IN THE AZZ FER ALL AH CARE

OMG!





















A "CMA" winner fer sher....












Thank you for that Tammy... You've touched the deepest recesses of mah bein'...





















(So make sure you wash your hands...)

And it was written by Johnny No Jub.

!!!!

I insured a horse today named toetap! How coincidental! :tro:

Let me know when you insure a NoseDrops.