The thread was Beulah...not Beuller.

Do a smell a hint of mint?

I don't need to see that stuff, I got one already and we're very good friends. I think it's a life long...and I do mean long relationship. (OK, sometimes long, sometimes not)

Spyder

This is for the HO's....UPS!!.. I mean ladies of the board----YOU CUMQUAT!

Pardon moi, Mr. Dickwad

You have message board insulted me.


Disgraceful






This is an outrage.






























Here:


















































SPLAT!!




That's a nice mustard pie for ya.

No wiener to go with it...oh, wait ...never mind. I did not say that.

Spuder

rule-eng un ze flour!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!






Ten mustard pies for YOU!!!




OOOOOOOOOO

I wish to thank you Morty for thinking of the ladies on this board. A true gentleman.;)

Thank you ,Cutie.



You owe me one.

Know what I mean?





;)





;)






























:)

Tell me about it!!!!!

Well...mine's about 9 inches or so--maybe 10;haven't measured -- and it's thimply MAAAAAAHV-LUS!!!!!!

YES!






It has a very sexy appearance,graded ADOUBLEPLUS#1 STEEL..and , or so I'm told, is scrumptious!!


It's an all day sucker.






:)

Ladies .

I hope my ....link....has been instrumental in improving your fellatio-poo skills.







You all certainly need it.






Improvement...I mean.

:rolleyes:

Well I guess a hand job is also out of the question.



Phooey.

Not at all. Feel free to use your hand.:D

Snot.

What about a quick one over the desk?








( Maybe not my brightest comeback---------



------but ya nevah know!!! )

Well----is there a way I could possibly just (and....gently,mind you )provide you with large charges by kissing and suckling on your nipples?







Just a little?

:D