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Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Pounce


Rip Rip

Shred Shred

Spewh.....


Burp...

Oh mine God.



"Rip-Rip....Shred-Shred"









ror!!!!







HIGHLY AMUSING!!

FGFan 05-29-2008 12:43 PM

Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

The HORROR.




Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).


Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 01:31 PM

( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )

FGFan 05-29-2008 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
The HORROR.
Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).
Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.


What....:confused:



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Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:51 PM

HELLO DAHLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















RIP-RIP!!!



SHRED-SHRED!!



SLICE-SLICE!!




















HA-HA





HA





HA-HA!

FGFan 05-29-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )


Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:53 PM

I can't believe she fell for the old fresh field mouse kill off the trail ploy.





:D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........






Too late......ya took the bait.....and know I don't munch...but apply the crunch...


HA-HA

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:57 PM

I strike like the viper.



:)

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:00 PM

Who's for dessert?

FGFan 05-29-2008 03:20 PM

I saw you in the speedy thread.

Why would you send Hossy an exploding e-mail? Shameful !!!!!!!!!!

Wild Fires was very helpful with your burn notices...

5 pies....00000

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:35 PM

FL...I mean LF does fine work.



Hossy spoke badly to prey about an amico nostra.......:mad:

He deserved it.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Who's for dessert?

I can think of someone.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I can think of someone.


Good.

I didn't know you could think.





I thought you had a robotic arm and a blackboard with chalk in your noodle.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.

I didn't know you could think.





I thought you had a robotic arm and a blackboard with chalk in your noodle.

You ate all of the chalk.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 05:59 PM

That's in your head.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's in your head.

No pun intended of course.

:rolleyes:

:p

:(

:D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:03 PM

Me neither.


I don't think anything is in your head.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:05 PM

I suppose nose roots could be,though.


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