Are you kidding me?

That stuff is child's play.


If people back then knew how to obtain IP addresses and find out where people are posting from, there would be a few less posters on here. Myself included.

p ussy.

Happy birthday. :)

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!

I have moved KirisClown's birthday thread here so Mor-Tay can par-take...

Seeing as how his name was brought up within, and he has known KC for E ons, I thought it only fair...













And selfishly I want to be regaled with stories of the glory days on the ol' DRF Board... when dinosaurs... and CharlieHo... roamed the earth...

God I miss DORF!

I know at least 5 people were killed on that board.




NoPliers was a fav whipping boy.....Belky was the worlds greatest hoser....and RT Author was the worlds worst CanadianSpaceship mechanic.










Let's not forget NoTool.


:)


























HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. CLOWN!!

Thanks for the Happy Birthday Otto...

I miss DRF too... where else can you get information like this?

From: IONGSHOT_IOV_ (IONGSHOT_IO1) 5/21/2003 1:55 pm
To: ALL (5 of 9)

9716.5 in reply to 9716.1

Back many years ago in the mid 90's i was at Belmont park, shortly after the paddock show, and Mike Watchmaker made a lewd, and obscene gesture at me, all but exposing himself, i thought he was a family man, but that completely turned me off to him. Im was in shock, and i complained directlyto Harvey Packs wife, not long after this incident Mike Watchmaker resigned to go work for drf.


From: IONGSHOT_IOV_ (IONGSHOT_IO1) 5/27/2003 6:04 pm
To: ALL (20 of 45)

9812.20 in reply to 9812.1

I dont really like Go Rockin Robin, mainly because last time i was in NY, his trainer Scott "Santa" Schwartz was leering at me, made me very very uncomfortable, also made some rather objectionable gestures with his hands towards me, and when I confronted him about it, he said i was a F-ing lunatic, and threatend to have me removed from the paddock by security

Krispy----now THAT'S what I call real horsey board chatter!!






Fine ,FINE work.

The closest I can describe GardenSnake would be NoPLiers..which is probably not fair to NoPliers.

One more gift before I go...

From: OldBeauchamp 7/1/2003 12:51 am
To: ALL (1 of 46)

10545.1

445.1

Good Evening everyone,

My name is Ed Finch my friends call me "oldbeauchamp" back from my days in the navy. But I digress, im here to clear up this matter of my daughter Fire2ice. I can tell you all without a doubt that my baby isnt this Charlee personage. The reason i know this is Charlee (my honey), is my wife. The gals (bless their souls) were havin some fun with ya'll and that time is over now. I just got off the phone with my Grandbaby and she told me that the ladys are callin it quits here, they had their fun, and they are movin along. They didnt realize how much anger and frustration was in this here forum.

Bout 2 months ago, my other daughter "justlooking" was strollin on through here as well, and she was all attacked too. So she left, so my 2 babys decided to exact some revenge on ya'll by disruptin some stuff in here.

But thats all over now, you alls have my word on that, as a navy man i keep my word.. I hope ya'll have the most pleasant of evenings.

Ed

I'm in tears.






Geez them fellers was good!!

If you're still here,sir, tell them about the time I planted Petey under the ''H" in Thistleydowns.

Me too.



Oldbeauchamp was a personal favorite of mine. I actually have a couple e-mails Charlee sent me ( before I shut off the e-mail option ). I'll have to dig one up for you.

That is some top notch stuff right there.

This would be a real treat.




fastless had some classics,too. I won't ever forget the ..." you knew money was involved" .."do I didn't "....."yes you did"......"no I didn't."

I think that one went on for 3 years.

And ,of course, fastless' "NoProof" lament had a very entertaining run as well.

Dew and his little Locassio type friend...doguroo.

Nino and his rapier like one liners......and Mr. " o h giv eme abrak e al read y."






Handicapping with trigonometry....horses with long necks....RAN....those were the days when the insane were really insane.

These phony punks today pale in comparison.

That's very true.

My favorite part of this e-mail is the title..." I think I'm leaving, but I'm crying too hard to tell. " In all seriousness, that HAS to be the name of some absurd country tune.





I am thinking of leaving the forum. Someone named DowMorris is being
extremely cruel to me for some reason and referring to me as a "beast". The
only thing I did was win 4 tracks the other day and qualified for a berth in
the KOTH. This sick puppy apparently thinks he knows me from somewhere, but
he doesn't. I simply can't handle the way he is treating me on PYPC side.
Wow, what a horrible little man. (Earthlink let me access my old account).
My new account is Oblivious!cableone.net. Thank you for being such a nice
person. It was nice to meet some nice people while I was here, but I won't
allow anyone to cal me a "beast". I am a person for God's sake. Thanks
again.

!!!!!!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!




I'm not sure what's funnier; your country tuning the title.....the e-mail itself....or your tag line.











I have to go with the e-mail itself.

But it was very close.

(Earthlink let me access my old account).
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Charlee was hard to beat...I have to admit.