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Cajungator26 01-22-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I'm waiting for Another Weekend at Bernie's: Ready to Troll.

:D

FTFY

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:09 PM

I'm sure I'll be hearing backsass from Nickel.

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:10 PM

The gossip sites were trying to tie Mary Kate Olsen at the scene. When that didn't work they tried to say he died at her apartment because the story isn't juicy enough for them.

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:11 PM

*checks*

Ok the brokeback joke was covered.





























Just making sure.

















































































I can't quit you













































































THUD

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:14 PM

Why all the negatve?

Why doesn't anyone ever print .....GARY OLDMAN FOUND ALIVE IN APARTMENT: HE LATER WENT TO BREAKFAST.

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Why all the negatve?

Why doesn't anyone ever print .....GARY OLDMAN FOUND ALIVE IN APARTMENT: HE LATER WENT TO BREAKFAST.

BRITNEY SPEARS EATS A BOWL FULL OF PAINT CHIPS: SHE SAYS THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

hoovesupsideyourhead 01-22-2008 05:16 PM

poor rich kid..learn how to party...maybee he woke up and found an olson in his bed..now that i could understand.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:16 PM

I'd like to be found at some far off Pacific Atroll.








Alive.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
BRITNEY SPEARS EATS A BOWL FULL OF PAINT CHIPS: SHE SAYS THEY'RE DELICIOUS!


OH PHOOEY!!









FR&L-A!!!!

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
poor rich kid..learn how to party...maybee he woke up and fount an olson in his bed..now that i could understand.

Probably the biggest lightweight in Aussie history.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:18 PM

Oh yaz...I have to go to a SAG meeting.


Ta-ta dahlings.

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh yaz...I have to go to a SAG meeting.


Ta-ta dahlings.

Oh that reminds me I have to go to the Phat Farm Hannah Montana SWAG Party tonight in Palm Springs.

Oh googily googily goo I'm so important! Maybe I'll get to touch Miley's hand!! YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Oh that reminds me I have to go to the Phat Farm Hannah Montana SWAG Party tonight in Palm Springs.

Oh googily googily goo I'm so important! Maybe I'll get to touch Miley's hand!! YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I GOTTA GET OUTTA HEAH!!









Mah little belly hurts!





GOO-FOO!!!!

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:31 PM

By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?

Mortimer 01-22-2008 05:35 PM

I really have to go now.


I'm late for my screen test.



That's where you have to determine which door has plexigalss and which is.....




...oh forget it.

Coach Pants 01-22-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?

Yeah.

I just sent a txt message to Marmaduke and he told me that Heathcliff is alive and well.

fpsoxfan 01-22-2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
By the way...whatever hapened to the Heath bar?




Still around?

Ben and Jerry's Heath Bar crunch was always the best.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 07:06 AM

Hello Dahlings.


Found out this years SAG convention will be held in Iceland.Suffy-Poo is putting it all together for us and...now don't you tell anyone!.....it is rumored the Ricola Bros. will be performing for us LIVE!




YES!




I'm thinking of combining it with my very own vacay this year.

Anyhooo.....our speaker last nght at the meeting was that delighful humorist ,Greta Van Cistern.....and he looks even more handsome in person!


Oh well....busy,busy,busy. See you late dahlings!

GPK 01-23-2008 12:17 PM

A rolled up $20 bill and white powdery substance was found at the apartment.

The Bid 01-23-2008 12:50 PM

baking soda


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