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blackthroatedwind 01-18-2008 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by docicu3
How do guys like this win Derby's?


Jean Cruget " won " the Triple Crown.

Villanova beat Georgetown.

DrugS lost his virginity.

Crazy things happen.

docicu3 01-19-2008 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Jean Cruget " won " the Triple Crown.

Villanova beat Georgetown.

DrugS lost his virginity.

Crazy things happen.

Yeah but Villanova shot 70% against G-Town who knows what Drugs's shooting percentage was that night??

freddymo 01-19-2008 03:39 AM

DrugS's girl is the one one the left:

http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558166731LUxLxX

Kasept 01-19-2008 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pgiaco
Not unless it can score goals.

Buffalo 10
Atlanta 1


The avatar didn't score but did have 2 assists! And ended +4 on the night.. :D

pgiaco 01-19-2008 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Buffalo 10
Atlanta 1


The avatar didn't score but did have 2 assists! And ended +4 on the night.. :D

Touche

3kings 01-19-2008 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Yes! My avatar has magical properties...

Steve it appears your avatar is the 2008 version of the slump buster. Can you post a collage of all the horse I will bet today as your avatar?

zippyneedsawin 01-19-2008 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Buffalo 10
Atlanta 1


The avatar didn't score but did have 2 assists! And ended +4 on the night.. :D


That's some mojo! Now, if you put up the Washington Generals and they win, it may get scary.

Scav 01-19-2008 11:07 PM

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo...93002313rnpSOG

Shannon Uske.....

The Indomitable DrugS 01-21-2008 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by freddymo
DrugS's girl is the one one the left:

http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558166731LUxLxX

Sometimes I just get the feeling that you guys would love to see HBO do a one-hour special on my sperm trail.

Get that daughter of NP talking about how I've gone about rationing out my goo.

Maybe interview some of my past conquests, and ask them if I ever tied them up, pitched it in their eyeballs, and if I was prone to punching them in the back of the head in the throes of passion while screaming Bo Schembechler's name at the top of my lungs and wearing a Tom Brady Michigan jersey... things like that.

docicu3 01-21-2008 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Sometimes I just get the feeling that you guys would love to see HBO do a one-hour special on my sperm trail.

Get that daughter of NP talking about how I've gone about rationing out my goo.

Maybe interview some of my past conquests, and ask them if I ever tied them up, pitched it in their eyeballs, and if I was prone to punching them in the back of the head in the throes of passion while screaming Bo Schembechler's name at the top of my lungs and wearing a Tom Brady Michigan jersey... things like that.

I just wet myself reading this one....obviously someone had a good night tonight!!

cmorioles 01-21-2008 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

DrugS lost his virginity.

Crazy things happen.

Did you have to tie him down, or did he give it up willingly?

blackthroatedwind 01-21-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by cmorioles
Did you have to tie him down, or did he give it up willingly?


That whole " ceiling caving in " was simply a ploy on my part. I mean, my God, someone had to do something. The pathetic eunich had an apartment to himself the whole Saratoga meet and the only action he got was a pool game at Clancy's with my friend Jim.

Honestly.....it was pathetic.

freddymo 01-21-2008 09:55 AM

DrugS is so highly evolved that non relationship sex with young chippy's is beneath him.. I would have thought you would have known that! He is VERY attached to his sox...So much so that the bond has hardened thru years of continue abuse.

The Indomitable DrugS 01-21-2008 04:48 PM

It's only natural that a thread about Carol Cedeno would turn into a thread about my sex life.

robfla 01-22-2008 05:34 AM

Carol Cedeno is the one on the far left..






this is a scary Greta Kunzweiler





WWYD

freddymo 01-22-2008 10:14 AM

Yeah I guess she is doable but only if her chippy friends were in the mix.

MISTERGEE 01-22-2008 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav

thank you sir

Coach Pants 02-24-2008 02:04 PM

If she would act immediately on what she's thinking instead of contemplating it and applying it when it's too late then she would win possibly 50% more races.

See Race 6 today.

:mad:

mclem10011 02-24-2008 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Jean Cruget " won " the Triple Crown.

Quote:

Villanova beat Georgetown.
DrugS lost his virginity.

Crazy things happen.

Although I'm a big Hoyas fan, I have a slight fondness for that upset still. Though I still don't know how in the hell it happened!:eek:


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