He was as far from logical as I could find. No way he was good enough to hold up on the front end against the cheap speed. I wound up totally wrong though.

Maybe they will use your quote in Lawyer Ron's stallion ad's! "He may have been cheap speed but he did win the Whitney!!!"
Then the Vinery who stands Stormello can release a counter ad saying, "Why breed your mare to cheap speed like Lawyer Ron for $30000 when you can get to a real cheap speed type for $15000 in Stormello"

Hard Spuns ad can be,"Maybe Curlin kicked my ass but at least I outran the cheap speed in a logical though exerting performance"

Truth in advertising

Truth in advertisting, now wouldn't that be great.

Proud Accolade - "I can't think of one possible reason you'd want to send your mare to him but if you come up with one he's available"

what should the ad say for Scat Daddy?

Free

That is great!!!

Maybe "All the free beer you can drink until you sign the breeding contract!"

makes me wish I had a Mare...