OOOOH that is sooooo funny.

Well that is bad Sighty-Poo.

Lawyers are swine..they truly are.


They try to tap into their own clients while fleecing them...they really do.

Worthy of a vist to a wiccan for that one.


I think you have the best worst so far Hossy.

I think he should go throw up on her car!

FTFY

So here it is.

I took her to a dance bar...not a CWD place.Winter.....on the way a drunk walking by the roadside fell into a 4 lane blvd...lucky for him cars had time to stop.I saw it going the other way...pulled into the first driveway to go back and save the fools life. I would have done this anyway,but did know this would tally up valuable big strong man points for me.So I did and the guy thinks I'm trying to rob him.I told him I'm trying to keep him from getting killed and would take him home if he had any idea where he lived....but the fool still thinks I want to rob him.So the cops stop.....and ask what's going on. The fool screams out that I'm trying to rob him!

It was tough going at first,but then they could see what condition he was in and checked my car and me out..so that ended that...but it was a good half hour delay and kind of shook her up...in the cold....and the dark.....in a strange neighborhood to her.

So we get there and it goes pretty fine and we leave.We're about anoher 30 minutes from the her place or mine thing when I really did something stupid.



I can't drink much and when I do I get hungry for donuts.So I sked her when spotting a Dunkin' Donuts if she'd like one......but she did say okay. So we did.



5 minutes after sitting down you hear a car pull up quickly and brakes squeal. A guy I swear about 6-6 and 300 pounds slams open the glass door so hard it shatters....then he screams...' Anyone a you in here man enough to take down a Canadian??'...very similar to that. My reaction was to spit out my donut in laughter...I thought it was so funny.He looked at me with crazed eyes....and turned and ran back in the car! I think he realized cops would be there soon.



So we left..she only wanted to go home ..thanked me......and I don't believe she ever left the safety of her apartment again.

I think she figured I was nuts and held the key to all the nutty incidents that one could imagine.

!!

I can't imagine anyone ever thinking that. :rolleyes:

Dipe..God knows you've always been there for me.




You could give me some credit for laughing in the face of death.

That was pretty funny. By Canadian do you mean what I think you do? We used the same term in college which is pretty funny.

Well I only know it to mean someone from Canada.


But it was true.

Ha........

It was just a druken decision saying yes to a girl who you wouldn't give the time of day to if you were soba. She was hot to drop, don't get me wrong, but she was BORING!

I remember meeting her in a club, she bored the hell out of me when i was drunk........ i agreed to meet her on the Saturday night at her place, but by the time i had recovered and remembered i suddenly came over with an "allergic reaction", i felt bad, but there was no way i was going to get along with her. Better than leading her on for a few days, right?

The funniest date i ever went on was to a club, we had a massive argument and we both left with someone else.

There was a cheerleader who wouldn't date me --- but saw no problem with letting me borrow her shampoo bottle for an after school shower.

All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.

:rolleyes:

He's an attorney. What did you expect? :p

this is fairly personal and may not apply to everyone but i've come up with a list of 3 signs the date isn't going to be what i wanted based on my own experience:

1) starts a fight with a homeless person.

or

2) casually mentions she's still living with ex-husband.

or

3) advises she's never had an orgasm "with a man".

My little brother got married a few weeks ago --- the first time he and his wife ever interacted was in a class called "team sports" --- It was basically like a 2nd gym class, except it had kids ranging from grades 9-to-12.

There was this big orange haired freckled out volleyball player in my grade he was into, so instead of introducing himself to her --- he decided to pull her pants down with most of the class looking on.

She claims she wearing her most embarassing pair of underware. She thought he was a major A-hole for doing it...and ignored him the rest of their time together in school.

A year after he graduated she saw him on his motorcycle without a shirt on, not realizing it was the kid who pulled her pants down.

I guess the moral of the story is --- when it comes right down to it --- pulling there pants down in front of a bunch of other people is a much better idea than using the shampoo bottle they let you borrow as a nut-catcher.

Cute couple, and I like her dress!