God...make them stop.....PLEASE!

Hossy will kill you for that,DTS.

Boo hoo, boo hoo.....
I can't tell you how many nights I've layed awake all night wondering, crying, and questioning...
boo hoo...
I can hardly say this through my tears...
Hossy doesn't like me.
Whatever must I do to gain his esteemed acceptance?
Now he will kill me?
BOO HOO!!
I'm really skeered!



oh...
nevermind.

That was good!



But I said Hossy...not me.

Morty,
I ain't all that worried.
Some people have problems that don't belong to me.
Sometimes, a good flush eliminates the stuff that others want you to smell.
Then of course, there's always the manure spreader...a good way to get rid of hosshit.

Well the thing is...we are board buddies and protect each other.


If someone disparages me...he kills them.


And if someone disparages him...I kill them.


But I try to make look like he did it.


!






We are both predators.

We do not chew our prey.





We merely kill it and move on.

There was a standarbred racehorse that my friend and i cashed tickets through the years at Freehold and Pompano park and her name was Byebyemermaid.

Clerks 2

:D
No, they were compensated with cookies.:D

mortyfeatherhands was already taken

I feel he will return! Have faith Dave.:)

Maybe, maybe not.
Guido has been called.
He's a real hunter, let me tell ya.
Took him rabbit hunting a few times.
I was a bit confused when I saw a silencer on his 20 ga. semi-auto.
He didn't miss a one!
Guido is 100%.
For those that need translation,
G-U-I-D-O is ONE HUNDRED PER CENT.
That guy hunts better than the dogs.
His motto, "Sniff em out, flush em, stay on the track...and then...the silent BANG!"
Guido finds, then does what he does best.
Arff, arff.

Morty can outfox Guido and his dog anytime.:D

One of my favorite colts of the mid 80's...son of the great Damascus.

What kinda odds are ya giving?

Fear not. Morty's spirit will live on! ;)

I don't know if that warrants knighthood, but I definately know where my bread is buttered!

Have you noticed who's back or should I say, never left?:D

One Of The Great Trotters At Cal Expo............