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Buffymommy 07-18-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
You can't


Phooey to you late fires. What is up with that name?

Mortimer 07-18-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
If you want to know, I was doing a fact chronology on a case. Very exciting shiet. :( Now I am going to do some subpoenas for records. What fun I am having.

You're a parabeagle?...I mean legal?

Late Fires 07-18-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Is that a question?

No, it is a statement.

Think British, Morty.

Mortimer 07-18-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
No, it is a statement.

Think British, Morty.

DOUGH!





What a dumb fucl< am I !!!!!!





ROR!!!!



OOOOOOOOOO

Downthestretch55 07-18-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
You can't

Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
0=:>
!!= :))
*= /@s&t&#
ror=LMFAO
\\\=??wtf??
crinkle followed by trashcan=self explanatory
peedcornflakes=askbuffy

Right so far, Morty?
Add yer own.....00000

Late Fires 07-18-2007 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
DOUGH!





What a dumb fucl< am I !!!!!!





ROR!!!!





OOOOOOOOOO

Too kind.

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 01:44 PM

I am a stripper remember....

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
0=:>
!!= :))
*= /@s&t&#
ror=LMFAO
\\\=??wtf??
crinkle followed by trashcan=self explanatory
peedcornflakes=askbuffy

Right so far, Morty?
Add yer own.....00000


DTS you are too funny.

Mortimer 07-18-2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I am a stripper remember....


MA'AM!


STOP!

Mortimer 07-18-2007 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
0=:>
!!= :))
*= /@s&t&#
ror=LMFAO
\\\=??wtf??
crinkle followed by trashcan=self explanatory
peedcornflakes=askbuffy

Right so far, Morty?
Add yer own.....00000


Uh..ya got a few wrong.

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 01:54 PM

But stripping makes me wealthy enough to care for my hundreds of children... I have to take care of my babies...

Mortimer 07-18-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
But stripping makes me wealthy enough to care for my hundreds of children... I have to take care of my babies...

Does the crowd shriek.."LESS!" ....?

Downthestretch55 07-18-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Uh..ya got a few wrong.

Well, correct 'em before it's sent to the publisher.
The whole world awaits, even the British (though I didn't know they could think).

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 02:00 PM

Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...

Mortimer 07-18-2007 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...

They certainly do!!

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 02:05 PM

There used to be a thread "What do you do?" somewhere on here. It was quite comical. That is where the stripper thing started.

Seriously, yes I am a parabeagle.. oh wait that Buffy is a beagle. I am a paralegal.

Downthestretch55 07-18-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...

more=Liverpool ladies standing in the rain in their little white dresses.
by a hair=how a horse sometimes wins...or what happens when the little white dress shrinks from the rain

Mortimer 07-18-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
There used to be a thread "What do you do?" somewhere on here. It was quite comical. That is where the stripper thing started.

A-HAHAHAHAHA


THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!














:rolleyes:

Buffymommy 07-18-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
more=Liverpool ladies standing in the rain in their little white dresses.
by a hair=how a horse sometimes wins...or what happens when the little white dress shrinks from the rain

lol.

Mortimer 07-18-2007 02:08 PM

Mommy..are you very observant?


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