Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

May I remind you of David vs Goliath?





I am a highly trained killing machine.

Also skilled in very skilled dirty tactics.







They don't call me Dirty Morty fer nuthin'.









Whch reminds me of something else.













I have forgotten whether I have 1 felony rap ...or two.


So it looks as though Diaper has a question to ask himself.


And that is:









































Do ah feel lucky?
























Well.





















Do ya?






























Diaper?

Most fine work there Morty!!

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

behooved and befitted


OOOOOOOOOO

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

Sorry, Mort. I feel like a fata$$ now. I'm 5'6" and 130. I need to eat less. :(

I would think those to be admirable girly dimensions.



Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....


...I didn't mean that.




I think a this is my mass thread needs to be started.

LOL!!! :eek:

Thanks, Morty... I guess I can't complain in that department. Ha!

Agree, you look FINE, Cajun.

Wow...20% huh...no wonder AntiLust had her hands full.:p

Thank you. :o

Oh boy.

OOOOOOOOOO

and we're wild????

the Florida girls win by TKO.

I'm off to the farmers market to shop for melons.

There seems to be some miscommunication here......I think.




I meant nose weight.


That's why I said "I didn't mean that."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!

5 grand will solve that problem. You want to lend it to me?

Sure Cajun,
As long as I cash big on Dyslexic. Where is that one running?